I have a joke

Sorry Ging, here we go:


Simon goes on Stars In Your Eyes .....

Unfortunately Simon's been involved in an accident so they wheel him on in a wheelchair.

Matthew Kelly: "Hello Simon, welcome to Stars In Your Eyes"

S: "Hello Matthew, nice to be here"

MK: "So tell us the story behind your accident"

S: "Ok Matthew. I was involved in a serious car accident along with my uncle a few weeks ago"

MK: "Sorry to here that Simon"

S: "Unfortunately my uncle died soon after arriving at hospital, but i was lucky - it was my legs that suffered all the damage"

MK: "shame about your uncle, go on"

S: "Anyhow when they got my uncle to the hospital they said he was still warm and said that his legs were all ok and they could transplant them onto me"

MK: "brilliant!"

S: "Anyhow, i've had the operation but i've got to spend a few months in this wheelchair until i regain the strength to walk"

MK: "that's a fantastic story!, so Simon you are you going to be tonight?"

S: "tonight Matthew, i'm going to be SIMON AND HALF-UNCLE!!!!!!!"


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