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jjinit

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were you as kids??

I did the following all before reaching 12

Aged 5 I Locked my teenage cousin in a wardobe for 4 hours when she was babysitting me.

Aged 5 I Cut a boys hair, made such a mess his mum complained to mine and he had to have it all off & start again

Aged 7 I threw a girl into a rosebush because she wanted to play with me, cutting all her legs.

Aged 11 I threw a boy down a flight of concrete steps because he stole my library book.

Aged 8 i rolled my skateboard into the road when the postman was going by on his bike and he went over his handlebars.

Aged 7 I told a policeman to "fook off"

Aged about 4 I ate dog poo & cat food.

I was a lovely kid!!!
 
jjinit said:
were you as kids??

I did the following all before reaching 12

Aged 5 I Locked my teenage cousin in a wardobe for 4 hours when she was babysitting me.

Aged 5 I Cut a boys hair, made such a mess his mum complained to mine and he had to have it all off & start again

Aged 7 I threw a girl into a rosebush because she wanted to play with me, cutting all her legs.

Aged 11 I threw a boy down a flight of concrete steps because he stole my library book.

Aged 8 i rolled my skateboard into the road when the postman was going by on his bike and he went over his handlebars.

Aged 7 I told a policeman to "fook off"

Aged about 4 I ate dog poo & cat food.

I was a lovely kid!!!
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northener
 
NITEFLY said:
jjinit said:
were you as kids??

I did the following all before reaching 12

Aged 5 I Locked my teenage cousin in a wardobe for 4 hours when she was babysitting me.

Aged 5 I Cut a boys hair, made such a mess his mum complained to mine and he had to have it all off & start again

Aged 7 I threw a girl into a rosebush because she wanted to play with me, cutting all her legs.

Aged 11 I threw a boy down a flight of concrete steps because he stole my library book.

Aged 8 i rolled my skateboard into the road when the postman was going by on his bike and he went over his handlebars.

Aged 7 I told a policeman to "fook off"

Aged about 4 I ate dog poo & cat food.

I was a lovely kid!!!
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northener
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I wouldve fed you to the chiuauas short arse :twisted:
 
One thing I still feel guilty for to this day: I was approx 7 years old & my Bredren was about 4, we were playing in back garden & I wanted to go spend a penny. So I went into the bungalow but Ma had locked the kitchen door, so in frustration I kicked the door (well the bottom glass pane) and it cracked 8O
So just went back outside to play. Later when Ma discovered the damage she came flying out in an Irish rage :evil: , I said my Bredren had done it :oops:

She tanned his hide good & proper :spank:

It was well red. To this day I never confessed :arrow: hell bound.
 
Dang, jjinit... you were a TERROR when you were little!!! 8O How did you turn out to be such a nice guy I wonder.

Stories like that make me think twice and then three times about having kids someday :lol:

I on the other hand was an absolute ANGEL :P I truly can't think of anything I did that was awful like that :oops: I was born with an enormous conscience and a face that you can read like a book. Every time I tried to get away with something I failed lol.
 
I think it has a lot to do with my parents... they were very loving but stern when they had to be. Like me tell a POLICE OFFICER to f-off?? PAH like that would ever happen. If it did I wouldn't live to see another day :lol: They were very big on humility and respect. My dad is as lovable and snuggly as a teddy bear... but he had a "look" that could wilt a flower lol.

I'd go to do something I knew I wasn't supposed to all he'd have to do is shoot me "the look" with his big brown eyes narrowing, and say in a coaxingly sinister voice: "Try it." LOL.
 
All my naughty things were just with me and my sis, there's only a year between us so we were always vying for our parents attention :lol:

My mum has a photo of us on her 2nd birthday and I'm pushing her over into her birthday cake cos apparently I was jealous of the attention she was getting at the time :lol:

We used to bite ourselves and then go running to my mum and dad going 'Look mum Lou has bitten me' or she'd go 'Look dad Sar has bitten me' :lol:

She threw a massive rock at my head when we were on holiday and it knocked me out :lol:

I got my own back by pulling her all the way up the staircase in this fancy hotel by her hair ripping loads of her hair out :lol:

She got her own back on me by getting my hair and cutting chunks of it out :lol:

I got my own back by poo-ing all over her in bed :lol:

And on and on and on :lol: My mum said it would have been easier to have had 2 boys :lol:

Then we grew up a bit and realised we actually liked each other much to the relief of my mum and dad who were probably at the stage where they were going to get us both adopted :lol:
 
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