Holy moly - who are they talking about?

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zarbtron

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A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground. His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream."
So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth. On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.
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who is it? Not Mr Cruise as he's been married.. :?
 
Jinja said:
I think it is Kevin Spacey
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he hasn't litigated though to prove he's not.... :? I just can't work out for the life of me who is unmarried and has sued someone for saying they're gay.

(my friend's mother works very closely with Kevin in london, and he most definitely is)
 
Robbie G said:
Acordidng to Jinja its a well know fact that Mr Cruise is gay and the Baby is a cover up
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:lol: :lol:

Did you see the weird pictures of Katie Holmes pregnant? It looked like such a fake bump!!!

But www.thesuperficial.com has pictures (although highly suspect ones) of the baby...

(and what about that dodgy birth certificate not even signed for days after she was born and by a 'friend' of the baby 8O )
 
zarbtron said:
he hasn't litigated though to prove he's not.... :? I just can't work out for the life of me who is unmarried and has sued someone for saying they're gay.

(my friend's mother works very closely with Kevin in london, and he most definitely is)
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I seem to remember him making someone retract a story or something?
 
Robbie G said:
Acordidng to Jinja its a well know fact that Mr Cruise is gay and the Baby is a cover up
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A gay friend of mine in university was from Beverly Hills and he said he saw Cruise out on the circuit all the time.

My vote is that it's him...
 
another tit-bit:

This is clearly elton john:

QUESTION! #1
Which pop star's talented-in-their-own-right-and-not-a-charisma-free-parasite-no-way-not-him life partner doesn't quite understand the concept of monogamy?
The man in question has been shagging a photo agent behind his chubby boyfriend's chubby back for years.
 
Got to be Tom - that's my bet anyway - he's always suing or intending to sue anyone or any publication that every casts aspersions on his sexuality....


..............or Vin Diesel
 
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