Happy V___ D__

Buckley said:
Almost as good as my friend Keano, who spent all day Sunday in the pub showing off to the rest of the lads that 'Nadene [some barmaid they all fancy] wants a bit of the Keano. Read the texts and weep losers' etc.

Anna and I met them late on when we arrived back from Brighton, by which stage the text flirting had become outrageous and Keano had moved onto 'Wahey, she's coming to mine for dinner on Tuesday! You know I'll seal the deal!'

Then, right on closing time, Keano's best mate stands up on his chair to reveal that at 1 o'clock that afternoon, when Keano had gone to the toilet, he changed Nadene's number to his own (the best mate's that is)!:lol: :lol:

They'd had him going for ten hours!:lol:
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Nice story Mr B :lol: :lol:
 
stuie said:
I hadn't thought of that, well maybe subconsiously ;)
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of course you thought of that, don't try and feign virtuousness to me you tragic spinster

God I was so depressed last night I started looking through gaydar profiles in a serious way 8O
 
naddyz said:
of course you thought of that, don't try and feign virtuousness to me you tragic spinster

God I was so depressed last night I started looking through gaydar profiles in a serious way 8O
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8O No!

Gaydar is the most depressing site in the world! You'll be suicidal before you know it! 8O
 
pip uk said:
Nice story Mr B :lol: :lol:
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Couldn't feel sorry for him - such an elementary school boy like error - never ever leave your phone on the table in the pub.

Better still was when they found the number for 'Dad' in one of the lads phone while he was at the bar. They texted his Dad, from his phone:

"Dad, I want you to know I really love you but I think it's best I don't visit you and Mum for a while. I've been having unnatural feelings about you and last nights wet dream was the final straw....."
 
naddyz said:
of course you thought of that, don't try and feign virtuousness to me you tragic spinster

God I was so depressed last night I started looking through gaydar profiles in a serious way 8O
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haha!

gaydar has its uses but looking there on valentines day eve for long lasting meaningful relationships isn't one of them!! :lol: if you are looking for 3somes, linda the tv, or sado-masachist filthy fist pigs then it's ideal! [SIZE=-1][/SIZE]
 
Buckley said:
Couldn't feel sorry for him - such an elementary school boy like error - never ever leave your phone on the table in the pub.

Better still was when they found the number for 'Dad' in one of the lads phone while he was at the bar. They texted his Dad, from his phone:

"Dad, I want you to know I really love you but I think it's best I don't visit you and Mum for a while. I've been having unnatural feelings about you and last nights wet dream was the final straw....."
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8O

Depending on the people involved, that could cause some discomfort in the family :lol:
 
Buckley said:
Couldn't feel sorry for him - such an elementary school boy like error - never ever leave your phone on the table in the pub.

Better still was when they found the number for 'Dad' in one of the lads phone while he was at the bar. They texted his Dad, from his phone:

"Dad, I want you to know I really love you but I think it's best I don't visit you and Mum for a while. I've been having unnatural feelings about you and last nights wet dream was the final straw....."
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:lol: :lol:

*makes note not to drink with Buckley's mates*
 
stuie said:
haha!

gaydar has its uses but looking there on valentines day eve for long lasting meaningful relationships isn't one of them!! :lol: if you are looking for 3somes, linda the tv, or sado-masachist filthy fist pigs then it's ideal!
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I know, I was being a silly boy :lol: :lol:

I am always shocked by the number of 19 year olds that already know they are into serious bondage 8O I don't expect to unleash my fetishes for a good few years yet :lol:
 
naddyz said:
I know, I was being a silly boy :lol: :lol:

I am always shocked by the number of 19 year olds that already know they are into serious bondage 8O I don't expect to unleash my fetishes for a good few years yet :lol:
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I thought you had a secret admirer from DSI anyway :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
stuie said:
ooooh yes - any news on that? :lol: :lol:
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no news yet, I'm not sure I'll be able to hunt him down again, I think it was just a bit of a chance meeting, a meeting of minds you might say

I hope he's well endowed 8O
 
silvia said:
You are funny too. :lol:

Didn't make sense that imagination bit? :?:
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it did make sense, its was just funny and eloquent (and funny because of the what you said and not because it sounded wrong/foreign):lol:
 
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