Happy V___ D__

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Robder

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Hello everyone...I'm back in the office and in need of support please.
I had to be carried into the shower this morning because I point blank refused to wake up.
Such a spectacularly brilliant weekend...yet again proof that Trade is the most twisted f*cked up club in the world.
I'm now very cross with 'Veryverynotwrongatallcomparedtotrade' for stealing their slot because it won't ever come close...and I'm still getting over the kamikaze bearded Ministry trannies falling off podiums with runny makeup and camel toes. 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:

(I guess I can hope that trade will do the odd comeback gig for bank holidays/easter etc. :( Tim Sheridan = grrr.)

Happy V___ D__ (for Nick's benefit). :p

...Oh and why is it that everything I order from the internet turns up broken (re: Teasmade)...I picked up a dining table yesterday with a leg missing. 8O :lol:
 
Hello :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ the dining table with the missing leg :lol: Can you not pretend it's meant to be like that and it's a piece of modern art :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Hello :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ the dining table with the missing leg :lol: Can you not pretend it's meant to be like that and it's a piece of modern art :lol:
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I suppose it could be throwing fodder which can only be a good thing. ;)
 
happy v_____d__ to you too robder!

I found out today in the office that I'm the only person who won't be getting anything at all today, absolutely nothing! So someone has said they'll make me a card.

I LOVE wallowing in self pity at the moment (although secretly really heavily depressed all the same :lol: :lol: )
 
B___ O__ rustling up a b__ s__ midweek special for her flock...that's dedication to the b___ cause for you. ;)
 
Robder said:
B___ O__ rustling up a b__ s__ midweek special for her flock...that's dedication to the b___ cause for you. ;)
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:lol:

The B______ happiness is paramount to B_____O___ and everyone knows that a b______ that's had b__s__ is a happy b_______ :lol:
 
naddyz said:
I LOVE wallowing in self pity at the moment (although secretly really heavily depressed all the same :lol: :lol: )
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Thats me exactly today!!

I think that meaningless b___ s___ will make me feel even more shallow and spinstery than i do already! :cry: :lol:
 
Happy Valentine's day to those of you who celebrate it, with special mention to naddyz and stuie, I'll make a card for you and I post it later ;) :lol: :lol:
 
stuie said:
Thats me exactly today!!

I think that meaningless b___ s___ will make me feel even more shallow and spinstery than i do already! :cry: :lol:
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shall we set up loads of dedicated threads for each other so we feel special and loved?
 
naddyz said:
shall we set up loads of dedicated threads for each other so we feel special and loved?
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if you think it'll help!! :D

i just got a valentine text from jake gyllenhaal, telling me to get my ass on the next flight to LA - only problem is it came from my best friends number!! DOH! :lol: :lol:
 
grego said:
to stuie - te quiero;)

to naddyz - te quiero;)

better?:lol:
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ah, grego, te quiero tambien! me gustaria te comprar una cerveza en Turnmills hablar gracias

(my spanish is very rusty so that probably made zero sense :lol: :lol: )
 
stuie said:
if you think it'll help!! :D

i just got a valentine text from jake gyllenhaal, telling me to get my ass on the next flight to LA - only problem is it came from my best friends number!! DOH! :lol: :lol:
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I think I've fallen in love with heath ledger 8O (I actually can't stop thinking about him :lol: )
 
stuie said:
No i love Jake more. But i love Jack even more than Jake :lol:
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no no, definitely heath. He's absolutely delicious, a little bit surfery and blondy and a bit more of a dirty/naughty boy than jake...

I can see why jake's attractive but I think he's a bit dry for me.

Jack I do love too, but I still prefer ennis, he just needs taking care of (and he's a top :oops: :lol: :lol: )
 
stuie said:
if you think it'll help!! :D

i just got a valentine text from jake gyllenhaal, telling me to get my ass on the next flight to LA - only problem is it came from my best friends number!! DOH! :lol: :lol:
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Almost as good as my friend Keano, who spent all day Sunday in the pub showing off to the rest of the lads that 'Nadene [some barmaid they all fancy] wants a bit of the Keano. Read the texts and weep losers' etc.

Anna and I met them late on when we arrived back from Brighton, by which stage the text flirting had become outrageous and Keano had moved onto 'Wahey, she's coming to mine for dinner on Tuesday! You know I'll seal the deal!'

Then, right on closing time, Keano's best mate stands up on his chair to reveal that at 1 o'clock that afternoon, when Keano had gone to the toilet, he changed Nadene's number to his own (the best mate's that is)!:lol: :lol:

They'd had him going for ten hours!:lol:
 
naddyz said:
ah, grego, te quiero tambien! me gustaria te comprar una cerveza en Turnmills hablar gracias

(my spanish is very rusty so that probably made zero sense :lol: :lol: )
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With a bit of imagination it makes sense :lol: ;)
 
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