Happy Friday!

[stuie]

 

[Barbie]

Morning. Can I sit and be hungover in your cupboard for a while?
I might throw up though at some point.

Hi

Are you any good at First Aid Sandi, could you give our cow mouth to mouth please

 

[stuie]

Has anyone got their First Aid badge, maybe we could give the cow mouth to mouth resutication (sp??)

which part shall we try to bring back to life? the burger? the cow duvet? the handbag?

 

[naddyz]

Hi

Are you any good at First Aid Sandi, could you give our cow mouth to mouth please

don't worry about the cows tongue, they always do that when you try and kiss them


oops: )

 

[Barbie]

I think you'll have to sacrifice one of the b____ if you do that - how about yourself?

You can't sacrifice b_____o___

What about Robder, he's a bit of a hm hissy fit b_____ at times

 

[sandi]

Hi

Are you any good at First Aid Sandi, could you give our cow mouth to mouth please

I've just tried and it's still dead. What do you think I should try next?

 

[Robder]

You can't sacrifice b_____o___

What about Robder, he's a bit of a hm hissy fit b_____ at times

You'll miss me when the admin pile begins stacking up!

But to show my dedication I'll happily lay down my life for the b___ cause.

(If Sandi can come up with a way to ressusitate the cow she stays!)

 

[naddyz]

that's it, we're going to have to sacrifice the chickens and use their hearts and lungs to bring the cow back to life.

Don't the chickens look bored 'oh god, is that the best you can do? string us up?'

 

[Robder]

that's it, we're going to have to sacrifice the chickens and use their hearts and lungs to bring the cow back to life.

Don't the chickens look bored 'oh god, is that the best you can do? string us up?'

Stop it!

 

[Barbie]

Sandi are any good at administering electric shock treatment

 

[stuie]

Now the new cow has had a terrible accident

(sorry )

 

[Robder]

Can't we just kill people - for some silly reason I find that easier to deal with!

 

[Barbie]

STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE You can't go round posting pictures of dead cows

Get the files out S_____

 

[stuie]

Can't we just kill people - for some silly reason I find that easier to deal with!

 

[sandi]

It's Ok don't panic he's fine.

 

[Scoobie]

do you think posting pictures of dead animals will warrant a referral?

 

[Robder]

do you think posting pictures of dead animals will warrant a referral?

It definately warrants a review!

 

[naddyz]

It's Ok don't panic he's fine.

thank god!

Now we just have to worry about that walking pecking fish that escaped

 

[sandi]

After (The accident) his poor legs were not quite as nimble as they used to be so we got some wheels fitted and he's never been happier.

 

[sandi]

Oh and he now has a Mrs Cow!