Can't be as bad as being from/living in Scotland surely...
They were class btw but everyone has different taste i suppose.
Feeling slightly better after a good feed. Funny lunch time moment. Cute boy serving us brings my food and I notice a slightly Crowley-esque tattoo.
I commented on it and he suddenly started volunteering all this information. Apparently he had a stroke when he was a little boy and when he was in a coma he was abducted by a troupe of aliens who gave him loads of universal secrets. He works with them now apparently.
I calmly held the space and ate my burger.