Passed by there this morning and saw a new sign which reads ....
"Due to unforeseen problems regarding the installation of the new Paracetamol dispensers, unfortunately the Hangover Club will not re-open until Tuesday 2nd May ......... we apologise for the inconvenience caused ......... for any urgent cases please visit http://www.thehangoverclub.co.uk for your nearest drop-in centre"
And a footnote saying ......
"We are expecting a high number of casualties on the opening so make sure you arrive early"

"Due to unforeseen problems regarding the installation of the new Paracetamol dispensers, unfortunately the Hangover Club will not re-open until Tuesday 2nd May ......... we apologise for the inconvenience caused ......... for any urgent cases please visit http://www.thehangoverclub.co.uk for your nearest drop-in centre"
And a footnote saying ......
"We are expecting a high number of casualties on the opening so make sure you arrive early"
