Gym angst

[Barbie]

I'll just be a bad s____ and cause multiple furores until you eventually agree to release me from my erm.... contract!! Think of the mountain of extra paperwork I'd create for you and S_____ O__ Robder!

*sings* ppppppppppppplease release me let me go!!!!!!

Stuie don't lie to the rest of the flock, deep down I know you're feeling all excited and tingly all over at the prospect of becoming S_________

 

[naddyz]

I'll just be a bad s____ and cause multiple furores until you eventually agree to release me from my erm.... contract!! Think of the mountain of extra paperwork I'd create for you and S_____ O__ Robder!

*sings* ppppppppppppplease release me let me go!!!!!!

(shh - don't mean to let the cat out of the bag stuie, but I think b____o___ and s_____o___ actually quite like the constant reviews and furores )


Can I be the b____ lawyer if stuie gets made s____? I'd quite like to issue summons to b____ court and things like that

 

[Robder]

It seems like Stuie may wind up in here:

This is officially worse than the other side because when you're in prison, none of the other b___ will be permitted to read or answer any of Stuie's posts.

 

[Robder]

Stuie don't lie to the rest of the flock, deep down I know you're feeling all excited and tingly all over at the prospect of becoming S_________

He must do! He's playing hard to get...if it was me I'd be really excited and get all sorts of stirrings!

(seriously!)

 

[Barbie]

Do you think we need a b_____ lawyer?

Could you get someone to start drawing up S_____ contracts please

 

[Robder]

Does that mean we've made a decision?

 

[naddyz]

Could you get someone to start drawing up S_____ contracts please

I've just been quoted £100 for a contract drawing up

Shall we take it from Stuie? Maybe we should implement a fine system like scoobie used to have - an hour late for the b______ = £25 ? We could make it back off stuie in no time

 

[Barbie]

Does that mean we've made a decision?

I don't know What about poor Naddyz, if ever anyone has shown complete and utter dedication to the b_____ cause it's him and I do feel he should be rewarded

(but on the other hand I really want to make Stuie S_____ to punish him )

 

[silvia]

And what about Sil as S_____?
That would be a real proof of integration and cosmopolitisme (Sp?) and our flock would be an example for all the organisation

 

[Robder]

Sorry Sil but I have to echo b___ o__ comments:

It's such a difficult decision. I mean Silvia is the longest and most loyal b_____ after us but can you remember when she assumed s_____ responsibilities before and had to pass them onto you

(Oooh I love power tripping over the flock!)

 

[Barbie]

And what about Sil as S_____?
That would be a real proof of integration and cosmopolitisme (Sp?) and our flock would be an example for all the organisation

Sil when the b_____ flock started you were s_____ and you handed over the responsibilities to Robder, are you saying you want the s______ responsibilities back again

 

[naddyz]

(but on the other hand I really want to make Stuie S_____ to punish him )

I'm all for punishments

I'm quite happy to accept the role of b_____ lawyer dealing with legal matters - I think I could have quite a bit of fun in that role

And it'll mean I get to wear fancy suits to b____ meetings and the n_____c_____

 

[silvia]

Sil when the b_____ flock started you were s_____ and you handed over the responsibilities to Robder, are you saying you want the s______ responsibilities back again

I just remembered I was a S____ in the past

We call it selective memory

 

[Barbie]

I'm all for punishments

I'm quite happy to accept the role of b_____ lawyer dealing with legal matters - I think I could have quite a bit of fun in that role

And it'll mean I get to wear fancy suits to b____ meetings and the n_____c_____

Ok that's agreed then you're the B______ lawyer

Could you start drawing up the terms and conditions of Stuie's s_____ contract please

 

[Robder]

I'm all for punishments

I'm quite happy to accept the role of b_____ lawyer dealing with legal matters - I think I could have quite a bit of fun in that role

And it'll mean I get to wear fancy suits to b____ meetings and the n_____c_____

I think I'd quite like to have a 'meeting' with our lawyer and get really hands on in formulating a way forward with all these matters.

Please can he clipper his stupid poncey hairdo and stop being so smarmy first though.

 

[naddyz]

as your lawyer I've got changed into something more relaxed

It really is a stunning ensemble with rhinestone cystals up the top. I hope what I am wearing does not make you feel inferior though, because it is clearly a very expensive suit.

Right: Contract

Contract for position of Sixer (here on referred to as S____) in the Brownies (here on referred to as b_____)

Brown Owl (Here on referred to as b____o___) has the right to ask you to do whatever she wants

Snowy Owl (here on referrred to as s_____o___) has the right to bring about a formal review process if you do not obey b____o___ commands

You have no rights

This contract binds you to the role of s____ until a) your death or b) promotion and disciplinary action will be taken if you try to extradite yourself from the role of s____

You have powers of review over b_____ below you and can discipline them

Say goodbye to your life

Please sign here:

____________________

 

[Robder]

I couldn't say no to that!

...But then again I always have been easily seduced by b___ matters.

 

[Barbie]

 

[Barbie]

You have powers of review over b_____ below you and can discipline them

Is the b______ lawyer a superior or inferior role to S________

 

[stuie]

Please sign here:

____________________