Growing Old Disgracefully

puppylover

puppylover

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The woman on reception (51 yrs old and not the one with the dead mother photos) has just bought this for going out on Saturday night in Newcastle.......... Now I am all for growing old disgracefully, but FFS what is she going to look like out with all her other recently divorced friends...... (oh and her 22 year old daughter!):lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldnt mind if it was for a "themed" night but we dont have any fetish nights/clubs up here so this is going to be the outfit for the Bigg Market or Tiger Tiger type places..... :? :?
 
puppylover said:
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The woman on reception (51 yrs old and not the one with the dead mother photos) has just bought this for going out on Saturday night in Newcastle.......... Now I am all for growing old disgracefully, but FFS what is she going to look like out with all her other recently divorced friends...... (oh and her 22 year old daughter!):lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldnt mind if it was for a "themed" night but we dont have any fetish nights/clubs up here so this is going to be the outfit for the Bigg Market or Tiger Tiger type places..... :? :?
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"the woman on reception" eh.

:lol:
 
pmsl

each to their own I guess!

Never underestimate the power of the human males penis - she'll get all the attention she wants, even if she looks hideous, as long as her tits are out.
 
naddyz said:
pmsl

each to their own I guess!

Never underestimate the power of the human males penis - she'll get all the attention she wants, even if she looks hideous, as long as her tits are out.
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She's recently separated from her husband and she knows nothing about "going out on the pull". This is the woman who would never entertain giving a blow job or would snog her husband "using tongues" (in case both acts dislodged her false teeth palate)8O 8O 8O

She's gonna get her drink spiked and something horrible will happen to her ...... I am worried for her to be honest...:?
 
puppylover said:
She's recently separated from her husband and she knows nothing about "going out on the pull". This is the woman who would never entertain giving a blow job or would snog her husband "using tongues" (in case both acts dislodged her false teeth palate)8O 8O 8O

She's gonna get her drink spiked and something horrible will happen to her ...... I am worried for her to be honest...:?
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oh god, poor lady :? I'm worried about her too now 8O

buy her a rubber shawl to go with it.

Or when she's wearing it grab her arms and say 'ooh, you can see where age has hit you hardest eh!' and wobble them. That'll put her in something more flattering. (god that's a mean thing to do, but it could save her life)
 
x-amount said:
Where is it you were thinking of going...
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X, she's no carol vordaman and she certainly doesnt have the ability for total recall either - not for you, I'm sure my friend.

Nadz, I like the Bingo Wings bit, might try that, or failing that i could tell her that M&S cardies are the cutting edge of fashion these days when teamed up with latex......:D
 
Get me a date and I'll have a quiet word with her...............eventually! :twisted:

...........damn, I'm working Saturday night and off to Spain on Sunday. :roll:
 
DJ Soulman said:
Get me a date and I'll have a quiet word with her...............eventually! :twisted:

...........damn, I'm working Saturday night and off to Spain on Sunday. :roll:
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Oooh Les, you know what that could be an idea - when you in Newcastle next for a night out???? Could set you both up on a blind date!!

(Please do not take her to Digital tho - my alternative lifestyle to my sensible PA role should not be made public :D )
 
naddyz said:
don't you find me funny generally chewie?

Note to self - simpler jokes work better for some
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most days once i have deciphered the code.

simpler the better, why try too hard eh.
 
puppylover said:
Oooh Les, you know what that could be an idea - when you in Newcastle next for a night out???? Could set you both up on a blind date!!

(Please do not take her to Digital tho - my alternative lifestyle to my sensible PA role should not be made public :D )
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Ooh .........err............ 8O

DJing every Fri/Sat/Sun til the small hours so no more Digital for the foreseeable future. :cry:
 
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