Giving birth...

And people wonder why the demographics of Europe are changing. It's because you white folk just won't reproduce! :lol:
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For the record, I think pregnant women can look beautiful. However so far I have yet to gift a little white Mike Jnr to the world. Plus my girlfriend's brown so I might not ever.
 
I hate pregnant women, they really disturb me with their big fat bellies popping out all over the place :spank: If I had my way if women choose to get pregnant then they'd have to stay indoors for 9 months of pregnancy and the first 5 years of the kids life :lol:


i take it you wont be having any kids then babs?
 
will I be put in a corner if I'm pregnant for your wedding? :? :lol:

Even if you got pregnant now you'd only be 4 months at the wedding so we'll 'allow' you to be there cos you won't really be showing much :lol: ;)

It's when they get really fat and their belly buttons stick out :spank: :lol:
 
:lol::lol:

For the record, I think pregnant women can look beautiful. However so far I have yet to gift a little white Mike Jnr to the world. Plus my girlfriend's brown so I might not ever.


Mick, that's for you, it's one of our best friend a couple of months before she gave birth a lovely girl

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And this one is one of my very very fav portraits by pep
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And people wonder why the demographics of Europe are changing. It's because you white folk just won't reproduce! :lol:

Indeed, but I have never had an urge to reproduce a mini Steph, I have enough nieces, nephews and friends babies in my life for me to feel happy that I am doing my bit - and besides I would rather have puppies to look after instead anyway!!!

Besides if the necessity arose in that Phil would like children then we would look at fostering/adoption.....
 
Fcuk me i remember my ex bird was pregnant she went through some mood swings:spank: is it any wonder we split up8O she used to crave for raw onions as well as other mad stuff, crazy sh*t indeed.
 
you dumped a pregnant lady 8O

No it was a mutual decision actually, plus there's only so much moaning one can take as well, we did get back a few months after the baby was born but the moaning started again so i told her she could do one for good, ill not have some bird constantly moaning with me about going to football,blah,blah.

Some bitch though she has disappeared without leaving any forwarding address and ive not seen my son since he was a baby :evil:
 
Indeed, but I have never had an urge to reproduce a mini Steph, I have enough nieces, nephews and friends babies in my life for me to feel happy that I am doing my bit - and besides I would rather have puppies to look after instead anyway!!!

Besides if the necessity arose in that Phil would like children then we would look at fostering/adoption.....

I couldn't agree more - give me a furry little 4 legged pup over a baby anyday of the week.

Plus if I got to a point in my life that only a baby would fulfill me :lol: then I would adopt or foster. There are too many babies/dogs in the world who need love so I would always go for a stray.
 
No it was a mutual decision actually, plus there's only so much moaning one can take as well, we did get back a few months after the baby was born but the moaning started again so i told her she could do one for good, ill not have some bird constantly moaning with me about going to football,blah,blah.

Some bitch though she has disappeared without leaving any forwarding address and ive not seen my son since he was a baby :evil:

8O

Go dress as a clown and strap yourself to the London wheel

(Pregnant and New Mums moan - bit of understanding maybe?)
 
Fcuk me i remember my ex bird was pregnant she went through some mood swings:spank: is it any wonder we split up8O she used to crave for raw onions as well as other mad stuff, crazy sh*t indeed.

You dumped a pregnant woman cos she craved raw onions 8O
 
No it was a mutual decision actually, plus there's only so much moaning one can take as well, we did get back a few months after the baby was born but the moaning started again so i told her she could do one for good, ill not have some bird constantly moaning with me about going to football,blah,blah.

Some bitch though she has disappeared without leaving any forwarding address and ive not seen my son since he was a baby :evil:
This is a wind up, right?
 
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