Girls, can I have your opinions please?

[Barbie]

She was a proper posh lady too (not as posh as us like!)
Dom called her a dirty cow or something just as nice.
I hate festival toilets too, but surley nappy wearing is wrong!

That is a bit wrong even by our standards

If I get more pissed next time I see you I'll tell you about wee tricks so you'll never have to brave festival toilets again

 

[sandi]

She was a proper posh lady too (not as posh as us like!)
Dom called her a dirty cow or something just as nice.
I hate festival toilets too, but surley nappy wearing is wrong!

That is a bit wrong even by our standards

If I get more pissed next time I see you I'll tell you about wee tricks so you'll never have to brave festival toilets again

Wee tricks!
Can't wait to hear about that!

 

[sexki11en]

If ya need to go in a bush remember this - never pull ya knickers past ya knees. I was in cadets (I know, I know) but when we were on excercise we often had nowhere else to go and it was the most valuable bit of advice I was ever given. Pull em past ya knees an ya'll pee on em



P.s also look out for nettles before ya squat - I was never told that - thats something learnt from bitter experience

 

[Barbie]

Wee tricks!
Can't wait to hear about that!

I'm surprised a classy northern bird like your good self has never embraced wee tricks before

 

[fatphilb]

the shewee, f***ing brilliant.

id imagine it'd be useful, anyone whos ever had pish spilt on them from a bottle on a football bus will tstify to this.

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

Dumbass idea- you'd still need to be hidden i.e. behind a car or bush, will still need to chuck the contents somewhere (i.e. the floor), so what's the point? People will still piss on the floor behind a car or bush, but just won't have the additional washing up.

 

[Angie24]

I was actually talking to someone about these at the weekend A friend of mine used them when they were roadtested at T in the Park this year, and she thought they were pretty fab!

Agreed that probably more the novelty factor, but one which when in a state at a festival makes you want to buy/use them!

x-amount - totally agree, fantastic programme. What about the guy last night with the energy bars, just looking to boost income of his other company!