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If you see this classy lady out there you're prob in luck of getting laid!
If you see this classy lady out there you're prob in luck of getting laid!
Getting Laid in Ibiza
- Thread starter shane_saintsfc
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naughty!!
for a minute i thought i was on www.ibizaswingers.com
That post was hilarious.
Don't need to try so hard though. Get chatting to a bird (best on pills
), buy them a drink. If they ain't interested move on.
Or do what I did last year, was with a girl mate in the play2 toilets as she was ill. Wait till girls come in - they will be all over you like a rash. "Whats wrong with your eyes?". Tell them its a lot of drink. 8) Tell them you aint pulled all holiday and they will then saw "Aww and pull you". They will walk off and then come back in 10 mins asking if you want to go to the beach!
Come back from the beach
, go back to play2. Find the same girl's friend. Ask to pull them. It works!
Then as you leave, offer the girl on the dancefloor who is alone a free ticket to Tidy vs Euphoria. Hopefully shell say she is waiting for her mate. Snog her face off then leave, no ticket lost.
It worked for me!
Don't need to try so hard though. Get chatting to a bird (best on pills
), buy them a drink. If they ain't interested move on. Or do what I did last year, was with a girl mate in the play2 toilets as she was ill. Wait till girls come in - they will be all over you like a rash. "Whats wrong with your eyes?". Tell them its a lot of drink. 8) Tell them you aint pulled all holiday and they will then saw "Aww and pull you". They will walk off and then come back in 10 mins asking if you want to go to the beach!
Come back from the beach
, go back to play2. Find the same girl's friend. Ask to pull them. It works! Then as you leave, offer the girl on the dancefloor who is alone a free ticket to Tidy vs Euphoria. Hopefully shell say she is waiting for her mate. Snog her face off then leave, no ticket lost.
It worked for me!