Garlands presents: WAR BABY

Huey

New Member
Garlands Presents
San Antonio’s Biggest Funky House night

WAR BABY
“You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party”

Every Wednesday from June 22nd
Eden
Midnight – Early
Garlands Residents: Dave & Huey, Les Calvert, Jay Funk


Garlands return to Ibiza with a new theme and on a new day. After a stunning season last year with their Disco Hospital, Garlands returns to Eden with WAR BABY and a plan to kick some life into Wednesday nights in San Antonio.

With a military theme all season San Antonio will be awash with camouflage all Summer as the Garlands Disco Soldiers wage war on the beaches of Ibiza.

Now in their 5th summer, the Garlands dream team DJs Dave & Huey return with new residents Les Calvert and Jay Funk playing the best funky house on the island in the main room.

In the back room it’s the return of the classics with DJs from some of the UK’s finest clubs dropping in each week with a box of their favourite oldies.

Commenting on the theme DJ and Promoter Huey said “WAR BABY is about fighting apathy in Ibiza. There is a lot to shout about in San Antonio. The press might not think so, and your beard stroking trainspotting try-hards may not think so either, but who gives a toss about them anyway. If you’ve not come to Ibiza to have fun then you should’ve stayed on the plane. We want people who will fight for their right to party not moan about it. We had such an amazing year last year and with a new night and a really cheap admission this year promises to be even better.”

Catch the Garlands Disco soldiers out and about in Ibiza this summer and remember, when you’re packing for your hols bring some camouflage.

Garlands is waging war against:
6am finishes – high door prices – people who have “an easy one tonight” – club snobs – over-priced and over-hyped guest DJs – people who don’t make the effort – poster fines – delayed flights stealing your party time – early flights home stealing your sleeping time – having to catch taxis – the authorities who insist on turning down Kanya’s sound system – DJ sets that are journeys (just play a good tune before I have to catch my flight home) – people who shit themselves on GB (wear a nappy and stay home if you have to take it) – documentary makers – Ibiza bores – people who say don’t think it is as good as it used to be – moody DJs and promoters – anyone who came to Ibiza to chill out – clubs that take themselves too seriously

Dave & Huey’s Pre-Ibiza Tunes at Garlands:
Steve Mac – ‘Lovin You More’, Alex Gaudinio - ‘Lil Love’, Armand Van Helden – ‘In Your Eyes’, Chosen Few – ‘Street Spirit’, Carl Kennedy ‘Right Before My Eyes’, Sikk – ‘Washing Machine’, Porno – ‘Music Power’, Martin Solveig – ‘Everybody’, Aaron Smith – ‘Dancin’
 
Huey said:
Garlands is waging war against:
6am finishes – high door prices – people who have “an easy one tonight” – club snobs – over-priced and over-hyped guest DJs – people who don’t make the effort – poster fines – delayed flights stealing your party time – early flights home stealing your sleeping time – having to catch taxis – the authorities who insist on turning down Kanya’s sound system – DJ sets that are journeys (just play a good tune before I have to catch my flight home) – people who shit themselves on GB (wear a nappy and stay home if you have to take it) – documentary makers – Ibiza bores – people who say don’t think it is as good as it used to be – moody DJs and promoters – anyone who came to Ibiza to chill out – clubs that take themselves too seriously

:D
 
nish said:
Huey said:
Garlands is waging war against:
6am finishes – high door prices – people who have “an easy one tonight” – club snobs – over-priced and over-hyped guest DJs – people who don’t make the effort – poster fines – delayed flights stealing your party time – early flights home stealing your sleeping time – having to catch taxis – the authorities who insist on turning down Kanya’s sound system – DJ sets that are journeys (just play a good tune before I have to catch my flight home) – people who shit themselves on GB (wear a nappy and stay home if you have to take it) – documentary makers – Ibiza bores – people who say don’t think it is as good as it used to be – moody DJs and promoters – anyone who came to Ibiza to chill out – clubs that take themselves too seriously

8) :D
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Last year the Garlands workers were giving out free shots of absinthe in syringes, will they be doing similar this year? Maybe absinthe filled machine guns?
 
running for how long

How many weeks do y'all expect Garlands to run this year? (Can we hope to make it a part of our closing parties extravaganza???) :?:
 
This nite will be class.....

Just got to come up with a plan for smuggling plastic machine guns through the 'security' at Gatwick... no doubt I'll be breaking some law or other... incitement to terrorism I shouldn't wonder.

See you all there....
 
I'm considering going to Garlands opening... depending on price.

It always looks a right laugh, and there's not much else on Wednesdays is there? :? :roll:
 
Barbie said:
Beckiboo said:
It always looks a right laugh, and there's not much else on Wednesdays is there? :? :roll:

Errr La Troya missy :lol:

Yeah that's a possibilty... we're going to Amnesia on the Monday though for Cocoon arent we?
I'll see how I feel on the day ;)
 
Beckiboo said:
Yeah that's a possibilty... we're going to Amnesia on the Monday though for Cocoon arent we?
I'll see how I feel on the day ;)

We're not tho and we're not doing Cream either so it will be our only visit to Amnesia......plus you know what Tom's like he'll be wanting to get a PU @ La Troya :lol:
 
We're not tho and we're not doing Cream either so it will be our only visit to Amnesia......plus you know what Tom's like he'll be wanting to get a PU @ La Troya :lol:

Just keep Tom off the stage this time, god he was so embarassing dancing around with those Muscle Mary's in hotpants :roll: :lol:
 
I'm considering going to Garlands opening... depending on price.

It always looks a right laugh, and there's not much else on Wednesdays is there?

We have been before you know... Cor your memeory is bad..

anyway, I don't mind doing Amnesia twice, I love both rooms so might aswell make the most of it..

I dount I'll wanna do Eric on the wednesday cos we're doing Pacha the thursday, and maybe friday depending on who Pete Tong has as a guest... Don't want to do pacha overkill like previous years..

Anyway, so far the only days not planned are Wednesday night and Friday.. Might be an idea just letting these nights happen, not even worth planning anyway these days :lol:
 
cannot wait for this night its gonna be amazin me and my friends have already started making our outfits woo hoo!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P
 
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