Ibiza-girlie
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Saffy PMSL!!!! HAHAHHA Thats so hilarious.
Well ive had many great and fun moments - especially the time I was married when my then-hubbie got hit on by an old local lady in the bar. We couldnt stop laughing, she was so pathetic! Especially because she knew he was with me, we had been lying around the pool area in the hotel all week anyway.
In 2003, I was a little pissed one night on too much sangria, and had to go behind a hotel to wee because the loo at mambos was rammed. my bladder was about to explode and as I finally found what I thought was a blind angle and deserted spot up the road - i sat there in my sarong and knickers down and was just about to wee, as these 3 blokes yelled from their balcony "we can seeeee youuuuu" - I was mortified, took my knickers and ran, then fell over - started to wee because I couldn no longer control my bladder - and wee'd all over my sarong. Needless to say the 3 blokes could hardly stand up from the laughter.
back to the hotel, changed clothes and decided to swap for water for an hour!
Well ive had many great and fun moments - especially the time I was married when my then-hubbie got hit on by an old local lady in the bar. We couldnt stop laughing, she was so pathetic! Especially because she knew he was with me, we had been lying around the pool area in the hotel all week anyway.
In 2003, I was a little pissed one night on too much sangria, and had to go behind a hotel to wee because the loo at mambos was rammed. my bladder was about to explode and as I finally found what I thought was a blind angle and deserted spot up the road - i sat there in my sarong and knickers down and was just about to wee, as these 3 blokes yelled from their balcony "we can seeeee youuuuu" - I was mortified, took my knickers and ran, then fell over - started to wee because I couldn no longer control my bladder - and wee'd all over my sarong. Needless to say the 3 blokes could hardly stand up from the laughter.
back to the hotel, changed clothes and decided to swap for water for an hour!