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coley

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The Pearly Gates
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the gates'.:lol:

Boom Boom
 
Polar bear walks into bar and says,
"I'll have a vodka....................................................... ............................................................ ..........................................................................and tonic please"
Barman says, "why the big pause?"
Polar bears says, "I was just thinking about what mixer I wanted"
The barman pours the polar bear a vodka and tonic and the polar bear enjoyed what was a particularly refreshing beverage.
 
I just brought my epileptic brother a strobe light for his birthday.




He's going to have a fit when he sees it.
 
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