Friday Joke (not pc)
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ibiza el tashio
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hahaha
looool
(true story);
Old floridian lady goes shopping at a grocery store in florida. After checking out and returning to the car park, she finds 4 males in the process of driving away in her car.
Shocked, the old lady pulls out a large handgun she keeps for her protection, and screams at the top of her voice "I'VE GOT A GUN AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. NOW GET OUT YA SCUMBAGS".
Without a second invitation the 4 males dive out of the car and make a run for it.
The old lady puts her shopping away in her trunk then in a very shocked and shaking state, sits in the driver seat. After a few minutes of trying to get the key into the ignition with her hand still shaking, she realises why she can't - it's not her car!!!!!!!
The old lady walks to the local sherriffs office to inform the desk officer of the incident. On hearing of the situation the officer tears himself apart with laughter, unable to speak. He points to the opposite end of the desk where 4 white males are looking very pale after entering minutes before to report a carjacking at gunpoint.
Suffice to say no charges were presses.
(true story);
Old floridian lady goes shopping at a grocery store in florida. After checking out and returning to the car park, she finds 4 males in the process of driving away in her car.
Shocked, the old lady pulls out a large handgun she keeps for her protection, and screams at the top of her voice "I'VE GOT A GUN AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. NOW GET OUT YA SCUMBAGS".
Without a second invitation the 4 males dive out of the car and make a run for it.
The old lady puts her shopping away in her trunk then in a very shocked and shaking state, sits in the driver seat. After a few minutes of trying to get the key into the ignition with her hand still shaking, she realises why she can't - it's not her car!!!!!!!
The old lady walks to the local sherriffs office to inform the desk officer of the incident. On hearing of the situation the officer tears himself apart with laughter, unable to speak. He points to the opposite end of the desk where 4 white males are looking very pale after entering minutes before to report a carjacking at gunpoint.
Suffice to say no charges were presses.
copperband
New Member
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his trouser pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
What's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
What's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Morbyd
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Geez... hope that wasn't my mom.