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PachaGirl79

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Got this from one of my girlfriends this morning... (been kinda lonely lately, wondering where all the good men are). A great analogy.

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take
the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top
of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

:P
 
I like to think that I am a nice shiny one at the top of the tree as well, but I seem to get passed over quite a bit lately! I check myself for bruises or a worm... but I don't seem to be damaged goods....? Hahaha, taking the analogy too far.

Plus in this town if you aren't eight feet tall, three pounds, six pack abs, blonde with fake boobies you won't even get a look lol. Nah just kidding, I went out last night and saw several cute guys looking at me but not a ONE came up to chat. :x

Thank goodness I have fabulous girlfriends that tell me I AM fabulous every day or else I would be down in the dumps! :D
 
sandi said:
that makes me a rotten apple then! :(
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No you're not!!! The rotten apples at the base of the tree are the losers that all the lazy dudes (that you don't want anyway) pick up because they are too dumb to know the difference. Surely that is not you. :D
 
PachaGirl79 said:
sandi said:
that makes me a rotten apple then! :(
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No you're not!!! The rotten apples at the base of the tree are the losers that all the lazy dudes (that you don't want anyway) pick up because they are too dumb to know the difference. Surely that is not you. :D
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No I was only joking, I am a big shiny apple really! :P
 
sandi said:
PachaGirl79 said:
sandi said:
that makes me a rotten apple then! :(
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No you're not!!! The rotten apples at the base of the tree are the losers that all the lazy dudes (that you don't want anyway) pick up because they are too dumb to know the difference. Surely that is not you. :D
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No I was only joking, I am a big shiny apple really! :P
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Atta girl. :D
 
I rekon this is actually quite tru! if most guys are like me (which there probably not!) *im special*, i aint got alot of confidence and believe me a group of girls can be very intimidationg, not sure about the last bit tho :S
 
Deano123 Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:50 am Post subject:

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I rekon this is actually quite tru! if most guys are like me (which there probably not!) *im special*, i aint got alot of confidence and believe me a group of girls can be very intimidationg, not sure about the last bit tho :S
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Trust me Deano, this is the case for a lot of guys. I am 28 years old, and just finally realizing that very hot women want to be talked to and initiating the conversation is key. That is how it works for American women anyway. Still trying to figure out how to talk to all the European honnies out there! j/k 8)
 
Seriously! When I am out I am always smiling and look aproachable.... but I almost fall over with surprise if someone digs up the balls to come and chat! It is very appealing by the way when a man is courageous like that. :D
 
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