First time going to Ibiza - where are the best clubs?

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I am going to Ibiza for the first time. I'm staying at the Ibiza Rocks hotel and I realise that there is a club there although there is only one artist that will be playing there (paulo nuttini). So all the other nights we will go to other clubs.

I was wondering which are the best clubs? I am looking for somewhere that is:
- Fairly cheap
- Lots of girls compared to guys
- Somewhere easy to pull girls

Don't judge me on those points ^ after all, it's a holiday and an opportunity to have fun!


So just list the clubs that suit me. And if you want, list the clubs you think I should avoid (that don't meet what I wrote above).

 

[jackmontandon]

The best bet if thats what your after is to sick to the west end, the main clubs are more about music than pulling tbh..

 

[W_I_C]

I was wondering which are the best clubs? I am looking for somewhere that is:
- Fairly cheap

You're in Ibiza, son. Cheap don't get a look in! Eden & Es Paradis are the cheapest clubs, and luckily for you they are on your doorstep. "Cheap" is very subjective though. In comparison to what? In comparison to Pacha & Amnesia, yes, they are cheap. In comparison to clubs in the UK, no, they ain't!

Cheapest club will probably be Sankeys, but judging by your other criteria, don't go there. No, please, DON'T GO THERE. Thank you.

The West End is the main strip in San Antonio, and cheap for a night out.

- Lots of girls compared to guys

50/50 is about as good as you're gonna get. Again, anywhere in the West End - not really clubs though, just bars.

- Somewhere easy to pull girls

See above.

... Or Beverley's!

Don't judge me on those points

Prepare to be judged!

after all, it's a holiday and an opportunity to have fun!

Right are you Sir!

And if you want, list the clubs you think I should avoid (that don't meet what I wrote above).

Avoid Cocoon at Amnesia on Monday. Great, great night (music wise), but a bit of a cockfest

 

[beans]

You're in Ibiza, son. Cheap don't get a look in! Eden & Es Paradis are the cheapest clubs, and luckily for you they are on your doorstep. "Cheap" is very subjective though. In comparison to what? In comparison to Pacha & Amnesia, yes, they are cheap. In comparison to clubs in the UK, no, they ain't!

Cheapest club will probably be Sankeys, but judging by your other criteria, don't go there. No, please, DON'T GO THERE. Thank you.

The West End is the main strip in San Antonio, and cheap for a night out.

50/50 is about as good as you're gonna get. Again, anywhere in the West End - not really clubs though, just bars.

See above.

... Or Beverley's!

Prepare to be judged!

Right are you Sir!

Avoid Cocoon at Amnesia on Monday. Great, great night (music wise), but a bit of a cockfest

Thanks for your reply. It was really helpful thanks!!!

Yeah I realise Ibiza is expensive and that is why I am trying to go to the cheaper clubs there!

Is Eden & Es Paradis the name of one club? Or is one club called Eden and the other is Es Paradis?

Why, is Sankeys terrible for girls?

Ok thanks for the advice. I heard amazing things about Amnesia. Some people have told me it is the best club in all of Ibiza by far. So I am tempted to go there one nigh if i can afford it but I will make sure it's not a monday! Are the other nights good for Amnesia?

 

[W_I_C]

Is Eden & Es Paradis the name of one club? Or is one club called Eden and the other is Es Paradis?

Two separate clubs, right next to each other. (And both a stone's throw from Ibiza Rocks)

Why, is Sankeys terrible for girls?

No. Just you won't appreciate it, and in all likelihood they won't appreciate you.

Are the other nights good for Amnesia?

Of all their nights, Cream (Thursdays) & Together (Tuesdays) are probably the best two to cater for your 'needs' - but you must appreciate that the majority of people are going to forking out that much money on club entrance & drinks for the music, not a sordid little grope in a dark corner...

by all means go. But please, try to enjoy the night. Do not spend the whole time sharking for a piece of meat. You will soon annoy people (as well as frustrate yourself one might imagine)

... And avoid the foam party nights. They might seem inviting for the kind of thing you are after, but be advised that they coincide with heavily gay-friendly nights La Troya & Matinee!!!

 

[beans]

Two separate clubs, right next to each other. (And both a stone's throw from Ibiza Rocks)



No. Just you won't appreciate it, and in all likelihood they won't appreciate you.



Of all their nights, Cream (Thursdays) & Together (Tuesdays) are probably the best two to cater for your 'needs' - but you must appreciate that the majority of people are going to forking out that much money on club entrance & drinks for the music, not a sordid little grope in a dark corner...

by all means go. But please, try to enjoy the night. Do not spend the whole time sharking for a piece of meat. You will soon annoy people (as well as frustrate yourself one might imagine)

... And avoid the foam party nights. They might seem inviting for the kind of thing you are after, but be advised that they coincide with heavily gay-friendly nights La Troya & Matinee!!!

Ok thanks - you are so knowledgable with Ibiza!! How many times have you been?

Also, I found this link http://www.ibiza-spotlight.com/night/events

It has the line ups for each club for different nights. This was what I was planning:

We leave on the 4th at night and we will probably get to the hotel at 1'ish in the morning. We noticed Mark Ronson & Zane Lowe are at our hotel so we will just listen to them from our hotel. Then the next day, probably just explore the island, get some alcohol and store it in the fridge (cheaper than buying it in the clubs).

Sunday 5th August - Either Ushuaïa Ibiza Summer Carnival with Bob Sinclair. Or maybe Privilege Don't Let Daddy Know with Sidney Samson.

Monday 6th - Eden Phat Monday's with DJ Mars

Tuesday 7th - either Eden Ibiza Live with Labrinth and Ms Dynamite or Amnesia Together with Chase & Status

Wednesday 8th - Ibiza Rocks with Paolo Nutini and comes with free entrance to Es Paradis

Thursday 9th - Possibly Pacha F*** Me I'm Famous but I am not sure if we will be able to get in because it says 'Spotlight tickets sold out.' If we can't get in, I guess it will have to be Cream at Amnesia (if i have the money) again.

Friday - fly back home during the day

 

[W_I_C]

Ok thanks - you are so knowledgable with Ibiza!! How many times have you been?

I have been 7 times, but you will find people on these forums who have been many more times than I. Some even live there. And most have more knowledge than me.

We leave on the 4th at night and we will probably get to the hotel at 1'ish in the morning. We noticed Mark Ronson & Zane Lowe are at our hotel so we will just listen to them from our hotel. Then the next day, probably just explore the island, get some alcohol and store it in the fridge (cheaper than buying it in the clubs).

The W.A.R gig in question will be finished by midnight unfortunately for you. Go to Wips supermarket for 24 hr alcohol, or hit the West End for a bit of a mooch.

Sunday 5th August - Either Ushuaïa Ibiza Summer Carnival with Bob Sinclair. Or maybe Privilege Don't Let Daddy Know with Sidney Samson.

Monday 6th - Eden Phat Monday's with DJ Mars

Tuesday 7th - either Eden Ibiza Live with Labrinth and Ms Dynamite or Amnesia Together with Chase & Status

Wednesday 8th - Ibiza Rocks with Paolo Nutini and comes with free entrance to Es Paradis

Thursday 9th - Possibly Pacha F*** Me I'm Famous but I am not sure if we will be able to get in because it says 'Spotlight tickets sold out.' If we can't get in, I guess it will have to be Cream at Amnesia (if i have the money) again.

Tickets will be available on the door, and indeed on the island in various ticket outlets, for FMIF! but bare in mind, at €75 a pop, that is 1/4 of your entire budget gone in one hit on entrance alone to one club night.

Ibiza Live is a good option for you. As well as Don't Let Daddy Know at Privilege (if you can afford it).

Also, bare in mind you will need to catch a bus when visiting clubs outside of San Antonio. Cabs seem somewhat off your budgetary radar.

 

[beans]

I have been 7 times, but you will find people on these forums who have been many more times than I. Some even live there. And most have more knowledge than me.



The W.A.R gig in question will be finished by midnight unfortunately for you. Go to Wips supermarket for 24 hr alcohol, or hit the West End for a bit of a mooch.



Tickets will be available on the door, and indeed on the island in various ticket outlets, for FMIF! but bare in mind, at €75 a pop, that is 1/4 of your entire budget gone in one hit on entrance alone to one club night.

Ibiza Live is a good option for you. As well as Don't Let Daddy Know at Privilege (if you can afford it).

Also, bare in mind you will need to catch a bus when visiting clubs outside of San Antonio. Cabs seem somewhat off your budgetary radar.

This is going to seem a little sad but i think it is worth mentioning. I am going with a mate who's grandma is a millionaire (no exagerration at all - she lives in a mansion where all the manchester united/man city football players live). So his grandma is paying the whole holiday for him (lucky son of a *****). Anyway, I said I am really going to be struggling to afford this holiday and he said since his grandma gave him a lot more money than he actually needs, he will help me out if I am struggling for cash a little. Although I am not really expecting him to pay EVERYTHING for me.

 

[W_I_C]

This is going to seem a little sad but i think it is worth mentioning. I am going with a mate who's grandma is a millionaire (no exagerration at all - she lives in a mansion where all the manchester united/man city football players live). So his grandma is paying the whole holiday for him (lucky son of a *****). Anyway, I said I am really going to be struggling to afford this holiday and he said since his grandma gave him a lot more money than he actually needs, he will help me out if I am struggling for cash a little. Although I am not really expecting him to pay EVERYTHING for me.

FAK IT! If they're millionaires, they ain't gonna miss a few hundred €!!!

Get him to treat you all to Thursday at Pacha. Or maybe a day at Blue Marlin.