Euromillions...
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She's gone into hiding hasn't she 
Tbh we talked about it before and I really wouldn't have a clue what to do with 77 million I can't imagine how anyone would, from going from relatively nothing to being in the top 100 richest people in UK 
I'd just make sure my family and friends were set-up for life and give loads to charity but 77 million, even with all my vices in life
I couldn't even begin to know where to start spending it
Tbh we talked about it before and I really wouldn't have a clue what to do with 77 million
I can't imagine how anyone would, from going from relatively nothing to being in the top 100 richest people in UK I'd just make sure my family and friends were set-up for life and give loads to charity but 77 million, even with all my vices in life
I couldn't even begin to know where to start spending it Barbie said:She's gone into hiding hasn't she
Yes I heard that and wrote a massive rant before thinking someone on here might know her so I took it off in case she wanted to share the wealth but not with someone who was slating her
I had it all planned Barbs, Apartment in city. Loads of money to Calm, children and animal charities and cancer charities.
Then I was going to buy Cream and kit it out and get Garnier for 17hours.
Now my life has been ruined. I have no direction.
nish said:Yes I heard that and wrote a massive rant before thinking someone on here might know her so I took it off in case she wanted to share the wealth but not with someone who was slating her
I had it all planned Barbs, Apartment in city. Loads of money to Calm, children and animal charities and cancer charities.
Then I was going to buy Cream and kit it out and get Garnier for 17hours.
Now my life has been ruined. I have no direction.
I was going to buy the massive-est funk off villa in Ibiza for fellow reprobates to live there free of charge forver more (obviously you were no 1 on the list
) and then the rest of it would be going to good things 
I was also going to pay an undisclosed sum for regular sex sessions with Carter
Fergie19 said:I'd have to give a huge amount to charitie, sort everyone close to me out for life...
...then have the best 60 years imaginable8)
I thought that said you were going to buy a huge amount of charlie
60 years!! Mate. If any of us had £77 millllion squuiid I think you're being a touch optimistic
Reprobate villa / island is the way forward Sar
Coffeetime
New Member
with that much deniros she could buy all the major clubs on IBIZA 8)
now that would be an investment!
dont worry that 60yearold woman will enjoy her money but not as much as her children and her grandkids..
you an hear it now!! OMFG nanna won the f***ING LOTTO!!!
we are set for life!!!
hahahhaha
now that would be an investment!
dont worry that 60yearold woman will enjoy her money but not as much as her children and her grandkids..
you an hear it now!! OMFG nanna won the f***ING LOTTO!!!
we are set for life!!!
hahahhaha
Morbyd
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It's easy. If you took the immediate payout and then paid taxes, you'd probably have about a quarter of that.Barbie said:Tbh we talked about it before and I really wouldn't have a clue what to do with 77 million
You buy some property, give a little to the family, and invest the rest of the money in triple-A rated securities. You never actually touch the principle (leave it in your will to relatives, charity, whatever). You just live off the investment income.
I've thought this through, obviously
Bought some lottery tickets in Florida over New Years.
Morbyd
Moderator
Yes, but even more heinously, they such your assnish said:
These lotteries also play with you a bit. You only get the full sum if you spread it out over 20 years (I assume it's the same in Europe as in the US) so the headline figures are misleading.
You can make a better return on the investment as a lump sum.... but then they kill you with the taxes.
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N8
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No,you don't pay tax on lottery wins in the UK, and every jackpot is paid out in full straight away, you don't get the options of installments like in the US....so 77 million would be 77 million straight into your account
What pisses me off is that the dozy old cow said she is "devestated" to have won Why frickin play then 
What pisses me off is that the dozy old cow said she is "devestated" to have won
Why frickin play then
Morbyd
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She's an idiot.N8 said:No,you don't pay tax on lottery wins in the UK, and every jackpot is paid out in full straight away, you don't get the options of installments like in the US....so 77 million would be 77 million straight into your account
What pisses me off is that the dozy old cow said she is "devestated" to have won
No taxes on lottery wins? That's very cool.
That settles it then. Put the whole thing into investments held through an offshore company that pays all your expenses and take a small salary from the investment earnings (you'll pay taxes on it, but at least the principle stays intact).
spunkymonkey
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I dont think she needs to worry too much about putting it offshore...although its probably the right thing to do...but she can get £7,500 a day in interest on the £77 million.
Thats a bit harsh to call her an idiot. We all live the dream of winning the lottery but most of us probably dont realise how winning that amount of money would change our lives. She has gone from living a simple life in a small £100,000 bungalow in Limerick to having to pay ransom insurance, go into hiding to protect her and her family and not being able to trust most of her friends around her. One of her neighbours sold pictures and stories about her to the press....some friend he is.
I do play the lottery quite a bit myself but I always do wonder whether winning a big sum of money like that would cause you more hasssle than it is worth.
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N8
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If any of us won it on here there'd be storeis of us doing drugs/getting messy etc all over the papers as soon as they found out who'd won it. There is always someone who'll sell these stories 
spunkymonkey
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Yes I agree N8...its unfortunate.
Im not sure what the situation is with the EuroMillions but in Ireland (and I think here in the UK too) if you win the jackpot, you have the option to remain anonymous. I would do my best to make sure that happened.
But I guess old Dolores in Limerick didnt really have that choice when she got the whole local pub to check her numbers!!!
Im not sure what the situation is with the EuroMillions but in Ireland (and I think here in the UK too) if you win the jackpot, you have the option to remain anonymous. I would do my best to make sure that happened.
But I guess old Dolores in Limerick didnt really have that choice when she got the whole local pub to check her numbers!!!
Coffeetime
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Id get the biggest pivate yacht which puts diddy to shame and have it parked in ibiza harbour all summer and just through wicked partys!
have james zabiela to armin van burren gracing my decks! with the coolest sexiest people.. it will be the talk of the town the famous coffeetime yacht parties everyone wants to be on board hahahahahaha
have james zabiela to armin van burren gracing my decks! with the coolest sexiest people.. it will be the talk of the town the famous coffeetime yacht parties everyone wants to be on board hahahahahaha