Recommend anywhere better offering all the above?
Errrrr yes - your own private villa ...
No Kids
Food - if you say so
Fantastic 24 hour bar with good music and

at all times
Nice Pool Area
Must be the same price as a week at Es Vive....
I have to second this - private villa is definitely the best way to go imo, especially if you can get quite a few mates together. Last year we stayed in a big 10 bed villa and it was the absolute bollox - superb pool with views to formentera, tennis court, tabletennis, little footy pitch, BBQ. It was on the coast not far from Jesus and there weren't many neighbours about so the music was pumping day and night
This year there are less of us but we've managed to find a three bed hillside villa on the west coast with sunset views, pool etc.
It's well worth looking into - I won't be going back to hotels now apart from the odd day at either end of the villa week to extend the holiday. As for the walking distance thing, it's a non-issue for us, there's usually someone up for driving or else we just get cabs. Anyway, it's so nice to be in the middle of nowhere during the more 'restful' periods of the holiday - there's nothing like the stillness of the night after sunset, a few drinks and a smoke with your friends by the pool....ahhhhhh!
Each to their own of course, but do the maths:
Our 3 bed villa with all it offers is 2,650 euros for 7 nights in mid-august. 3 double rooms in Es Vive is 3,150 for 7 nights, or 3,927 with sea views. So not only is it cheaper, but I think it's more fun in your own place - you can do whatever you like (picture the scenes of poolside indulgence), invite anyone you like back and even bring extra mates over from home at the drop of the hat - there's always a sunlounger or sofa to kip on once the rooms are full.