English girl seeks contacts and nice people

I'm trying to do a blog a week.

Crap date 26 on the way. AND ONE OF YOU GUYS IS THE GUILTY PARTY.
Although I would never name names : )

Mr Mini Marc, cheers for that, good reading.

XXX
 
also - having lived in Spain myself, I know for a fact it takes time to integrate and meet people. It's best to get out of the ex-pat ghetto, do a language course, get stuck in. Wailing about arseholes on the internet isn't really gonna solve the problem. If you're attracting pondlife, then you need to reassess your approach and decide on new tactics
 
Happy Accident said:
Crap date 26 on the way. AND ONE OF YOU GUYS IS THE GUILTY PARTY.
Although I would never name names : )
Click to expand...


Id say hes sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant with the pending publication of his performance.

I would expect a John Terry style legal injunction on that story hitting the screens.

Do you think its wise to write a report on something that is personal between two people??:roll:

Maybe that has something to do with your lack of success in the relationship department?
 
Sorry.

I don't mean to come across as whiney. I guess I'm just a bit frustrated after spending 3 months in a place and not making any buds. And a bizarre run of luck in the dating department. I'm a nice girl - I promise.

Having said that. THIS is what happens when you REALLY piss me off. I write songs like such as Three
Day Heartbreak.

Cute, catchy and lewd as you like. And, a totally true story.


Warning, has some swears.
 
Im not implying you are not a nice person. All im suggesting is that most normal guys would run a mile if they knew their date was being scrutinised for later publication on a one sided blog

Its like an Ibicenco episode of Blind Date with a younger version of Cilla Black:p

All that is missing are the reality show TV cameras.
 
The amount of Google ads I'm getting for spy cameras/spy alarm clocks/spy belts at the moment makes it a distinct possibility.

I must have ticked a box somewhere that said I was Russian...

: )
 
Happy Accident said:
I'm trying to do a blog a week.

Crap date 26 on the way. AND ONE OF YOU GUYS IS THE GUILTY PARTY.
Although I would never name names : )

Mr Mini Marc, cheers for that, good reading.

XXX
Click to expand...

This is shaping up into a spotlight epic....

Before going any further, hopefully, unlike your previous non conquests, the guilty spotlighter is not about to die from some bizare flesh eating disease?
 
Oh my GOD. I went in to that bar again the other night. Him and his missus had this most incredible row.
There was only me and this other guy in there, it was like being in someone's front room.

I've never heard people behave like that in a bar, and when I politely said 'hey, you guys, time out,' he smashed two glasses, and got EXTRA mad. And this is the landlord I'm on about. In his own pub!

Thankfully I have found a new local up the road with hallowed wifi.

I won't be going in that place again.
 
WeLuvIbiza said:
This is shaping up into a spotlight epic....

Before going any further, hopefully, unlike your previous non conquests, the guilty spotlighter is not about to die from some bizare flesh eating disease?
Click to expand...


Judging by the lack of comment from the "star" members, the persons identity is already known by some............

In true "Boys Club" tradition, the members name will be protected :)

That said, it wouldnt take a lot to deduce who it is.........on process of elimination 80% could be easily discounted.

The main clues Watson;

Male 25-40,

Single,

Living on the Island,

A Clubber,

Unlikely to be Spanish,
 
oooh Bez! you really spoil us with your hints of masonic type intrigue :twisted:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
stephen said:
a little bird told me that an ex member of this forum is involved.
Click to expand...


Thanks Stephen. I feel its safe to eliminate both yourself and Grego from the investigation as both of you are attached.

Im not sure of the ex-member theory though...........maybe a rouse to divert suspicion away from Colonel Mustard:)
 
Bez said:
Judging by the lack of comment from the "star" members,
the persons identity is already known by some............
In true "Boys Club" tradition, the members name will be protected :)

That said, it wouldnt take a lot to deduce who it is........
Click to expand...
:lol::twisted:
 
Don Simon said:
So glad I dumped the earlier red herrings!

Bez would have been even more confused...
Click to expand...

A clue has landed on my desk already, so I am not as confused as I was (well I dont think I am..... but that could change:))

The Lady in question could clear it all up by confirming if the member is still a contributor on these forums today....

Im starting to feel like a Sun Tabloid reporter sniffing around somewhere im not wanted:p
 
It sounds like stephen could blow the lid off this one.

Now then, DJ Biff hasn't been seen around much lately. The OP has mentioned the DJ reference a few times......:idea:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top