End of the World Pt 2

[fatphilb]

we'll all be laughing when we have beaks permanently

if it comes to masks, im going about like this...

 

[Buckley]

In its current form, it can't be the cause of a pandemic as it can only be caught from being in close promixity to infected birds and can't be passed on other humans. However, if it mutates, by for example, combining with a human flu virus strain, making it transmissible between humans, then, Houston, we have problem. Apparently flu pandemics occur on average every 50 years or so -- the last one was the Spanish Flu way back in 1918 which killed anywhere between 20 and 50 million worldwide and, significantly, commonly killed young healthy people.

I thought you got if from drinking water that's been naturally filtered through layers of rock?

Eau n'eau!

 

[Buckley]

we'll all be laughing when we have beaks permanently

if it comes to masks, im going about like this...

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"Top one, nice one get sorted"

Mention of the word 'beak'! Countdown to JJinit entering the fray, FIVE, FOUR, THREE..........

 

[Buckley]

Eau n'eau!

Oirish man does French with a hint of Goldie Lookin' Welsh! You knows it! Safe as f***!

 

[SuperD]

Eau n'eau!

Oirish man does French with a hint of Goldie Lookin' Welsh! You knows it! Safe as f***!

On cool eh

 

[Buckley]

Eau n'eau!

Oirish man does French with a hint of Goldie Lookin' Welsh! You knows it! Safe as f***!

On cool eh

To be sure!

 

[djchewie]

However, if it mutates,

However, if it mutates

key word if...

its nature. and we all know theres nearly bugger all humans can do to stop mother nature wreaking havoc.

i now wanna see newsreader say "George Bush has now declared war on mother nature, citing that she's been stockpiling WMD".

 

[x-amount]

Eau n'eau!

Oirish man does French with a hint of Goldie Lookin' Welsh! You knows it! Safe as f***!

Damian's Irish? No way!? Next thing you'll be telling me J...

 

[Buckley]

i now wanna see newsreader say "George Bush has now declared war on mother nature, citing that she's been stockpiling WMD".

Because God told him to, natch!

 

[MARKB]

It's an "if", true.

But it's also a realistic possibility, as opposed to

"if an asteroid crashes into earth and causes a new ice age"

or,

"if Stephen renouced his vows and headed a movement to make Ibiza the world's centre of speed garage"

 

[Buckley]

"if Stephen renouced his vows and headed a movement to make Ibiza the world's centre of speed garage"

I thought that was our secret project Stephen! Next thing I suppose MC Dr Mick will have let the cat out the bag on our reggae re-work of "Grandma We Love You".

 

[MARKB]

"if Stephen renouced his vows and headed a movement to make Ibiza the world's centre of speed garage"

I thought that was our secret project Stephen! Next thing I suppose MC Dr Mick will have let the cat out the bag on our reggae re-work of "Grandma We Love You".

Not sure I've heard about that one, but Silvia's Acid Flamenco nights are rammed apparently.

 

[puppylover]

"if Stephen renouced his vows and headed a movement to make Ibiza the world's centre of speed garage"

I thought that was our secret project Stephen! Next thing I suppose MC Dr Mick will have let the cat out the bag on our reggae re-work of "Grandma We Love You".

Not sure I've heard about that one, but Silvia's Acid Flamingo nights are rammed apparently.

Unless they become infected with the impending Bird Flu...

 

[MARKB]

"if Stephen renouced his vows and headed a movement to make Ibiza the world's centre of speed garage"

I thought that was our secret project Stephen! Next thing I suppose MC Dr Mick will have let the cat out the bag on our reggae re-work of "Grandma We Love You".

Not sure I've heard about that one, but Silvia's Acid Flamingo nights are rammed apparently.

Unless they become infected with the impending Bird Flu...

 

[Drew]

I'll be the first to report the flu arrival.

... as soon as any of the Rooks, Ravens, Crows, Pigeons, Owls, Sparrows, Blackbirds, Bluebirds that constantly park their arses on our towers start all of a sudden falling to the ground in huge numbers.

I may be too ill to log in however.

 

[Buckley]

Unless they become infected with the impending Bird Flu...

I hereby copyright the possible comedic use of the impending bird pandemic in association with the confusion the words 'flu' and 'flew'.

Doesn't work in text because you can see the difference between them but in speech:

"How did that bird die, 'flu?"

"Yeah, flew straight in a planes engine"

Improvements welcome although no renumeration will become payable under hitherto binding contract.

 

[puppylover]

I'll be the first to report the flu arrival.

... as soon as any of the Rooks, Ravens, Crows, Pigeons, Owls, Sparrows, Blackbirds, Bluebirds that constantly park their arses on our towers start all of a sudden falling to the ground in huge numbers.

I may be too ill to log in however.

..... drag yourself to your pc - its for the greater good of mankind Drew you selfish man!!!

 

[Drew]

I'll be the first to report the flu arrival.

... as soon as any of the Rooks, Ravens, Crows, Pigeons, Owls, Sparrows, Blackbirds, Bluebirds that constantly park their arses on our towers start all of a sudden falling to the ground in huge numbers.

I may be too ill to log in however.

..... drag yourself to your pc - its for the greater good of mankind Drew you selfish man!!!

I'll do my best, even if it means i have to dictate via a third party!

 

[puppylover]

I'll be the first to report the flu arrival.

... as soon as any of the Rooks, Ravens, Crows, Pigeons, Owls, Sparrows, Blackbirds, Bluebirds that constantly park their arses on our towers start all of a sudden falling to the ground in huge numbers.

I may be too ill to log in however.

..... drag yourself to your pc - its for the greater good of mankind Drew you selfish man!!!

I'll do my best, even if it means i have to dictate via a third party!

That's what secretaries are for!!

 

[Drew]

I'll be the first to report the flu arrival.

... as soon as any of the Rooks, Ravens, Crows, Pigeons, Owls, Sparrows, Blackbirds, Bluebirds that constantly park their arses on our towers start all of a sudden falling to the ground in huge numbers.

I may be too ill to log in however.

..... drag yourself to your pc - its for the greater good of mankind Drew you selfish man!!!

I'll do my best, even if it means i have to dictate via a third party!

That's what secretaries are for!!

She doesn't live with me

Anyhow, I may be looking for a new one soon if she's been bitten by the Ibiza bug and has gone to live in a hippy commune. I've been wondering what she meant when she text me saying she's "on a beach somewhere north of the island beating some bongos with some really friendly, albeit scruffy folk"