E = raddled handbag skin??? Discuss.

Robder said:
puppylover said:
you can start with Issue #1 :D

Oooh! I now have an excuse to get extra specially messy and raddled at the weekend! :idea:

Let me know when you want me and I'll arrive in a cloud of old spice to hide the wiff of incontinence....

Dear me Robder that's a bit open of you!!! but I suppose PCP's will be a thing of the past too - we can just empty out our bags in the sink...... :lol: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Best start looking for somewhere new to live on Monday :lol:

Monday soundbyte:

"Yes, can I have a taxi to Ealing please."

(do you think the local authority will have a problem with a b____ ghetto in west London?)
 
Robder said:
Monday soundbyte:

"Yes, can I have a taxi to Ealing please."

(do you think the local authority will have a problem with a b____ ghetto in west London?)

There's always room for you in my N______ C_______ :lol: Plus there's Tom to look after us who is officially the best Keeper in the world :lol:
 
I'd love to see someone on ten years younger

'basically, I've been banging the pills for years now, and just look at me'


personally I reckon all the gurning is good for strengthening the facial muscles and hence reducing sagging!

It's the fag smoke you need to worry about. Start wearing a thick layer of make up like boy george and you'll be fine.
 
You can start with the fledgling training size Diors then and as you clock up more raddle mileage you'll eventually be awarded the ridiculous ski size ones! :lol:
 
shagdar :lol: :lol:

was about to say that I've met lots of lovely people on there.




But then realised that wasn't true.


It has enabled me to unexpectedly see many old mens arses though, which bigger sunglasses might have protected me from. 8O :cry:
 
naddyz said:
shagdar :lol: :lol:

was about to say that I've met lots of lovely people on there.




But then realised that wasn't true.


It has enabled me to unexpectedly see many old mens arses though, which bigger sunglasses might have protected me from. 8O :cry:

i used to use it a lot and met a few cool guys on there but theres so many gross/old/married men on there now who only want a quick'n it's like cottaging for the 21st century ! yuk! :lol:
 
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