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x-amount said:Scoobie said:when I lived in portsmouth for a bit there was a turf war between two icecream van companies which turned ugly and ended up with 2 van men getting kneedcapped
It looks like a joke, sounds like a joke, yet I don't get the punchline?!
No joke- it really happened. Apparantly some young upstarts tried to muscle in on the patch of the old Italian family that had run the vans in the area for years. Unfortunately the old italian family were members of a bigger italian family in Italy who came over to help 'persuade' the competition that they might want to consider a career change.
Buckley
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Scoobie said:x-amount said:Scoobie said:when I lived in portsmouth for a bit there was a turf war between two icecream van companies which turned ugly and ended up with 2 van men getting kneedcapped
It looks like a joke, sounds like a joke, yet I don't get the punchline?!
No joke- it really happened. Apparantly some young upstarts tried to muscle in on the patch of the old Italian family that had run the vans in the area for years. Unfortunately the old italian family were members of a bigger italian family in Italy who came over to help 'persuade' the competition that they might want to consider a career change.
Really? And you're not going to say anyone got 'topped'?
Buckley said:Scoobie said:x-amount said:Scoobie said:when I lived in portsmouth for a bit there was a turf war between two icecream van companies which turned ugly and ended up with 2 van men getting kneedcapped
It looks like a joke, sounds like a joke, yet I don't get the punchline?!
No joke- it really happened. Apparantly some young upstarts tried to muscle in on the patch of the old Italian family that had run the vans in the area for years. Unfortunately the old italian family were members of a bigger italian family in Italy who came over to help 'persuade' the competition that they might want to consider a career change.
Really? And you're not going to say anyone got 'topped'?
I heard one of them 'flaked' out at the sight of all the carnage.
I can believe this story, as theres a lot of LOLLY in this game, HUNDREDS & THOUSANDS of pounds, all it takes is a few SCREWBALLS to take things to another level re violence, and someone ends up with a CONETRACT on their head. its enough to make the hardest of men go FLAKEY, not for the WAFER thin!! 
jjinit said:I can believe this story, as theres a lot of LOLLY in this game, HUNDREDS & THOUSANDS of pounds, all it takes is a few SCREWBALLS to take things to another level re violence, and someone ends up with a CONETRACT on their head. its enough to make the hardest of men go FLAKEY, not for the WAFER thin!!
.... and what better way to end the week?
Buckley said:Scoobie said:x-amount said:Scoobie said:when I lived in portsmouth for a bit there was a turf war between two icecream van companies which turned ugly and ended up with 2 van men getting kneedcapped
It looks like a joke, sounds like a joke, yet I don't get the punchline?!
No joke- it really happened. Apparantly some young upstarts tried to muscle in on the patch of the old Italian family that had run the vans in the area for years. Unfortunately the old italian family were members of a bigger italian family in Italy who came over to help 'persuade' the competition that they might want to consider a career change.
Really? And you're not going to say anyone got 'topped'?
Y'see, now it's started!