Anyway:
This shambles of a grubby kid pulls himself up to his full height......AND SWAN DIVES between the formerly untouchable duo! Again, I swear I kid ye not! He then performs all the dance moves performed by the main man previous absolutely perfectly. The girl backs away aghast, but her man appears to relish the challenge. Buckley is amazed! He's been out for two days in Ibiza, with all that entails and here he is at 10am on a Wednesday, watching a dance-off on the Space Terrace. There are no words to adequately describe the somersaults, backflips, swan dives performed, no prefixes to the words grace and poise which would explain the excess of both demonstrated.
How did it end? Scruffy kid walks away (though the doors that then led to the toilets behind the terrace DJ booth). It must be over....But no, he's back - ON A BMX! He rides into the space and somehow somersaults over his handlebars, taking the whole bike with him and landing on his feet, the bike held in wheelie position. He follows this with five minutes of headspins and other breaking, all the time being on the bike, or the bike being balanced perfectly on various parts of his anatomy.
Hat man graciously holds his hands in the air and claps, swiftly followed by the amazed crowd. His girlfriend scowls - clearly he has her share of their joint dignity!
I'm telling ya, that's the way it happened. What I'd pay to see it again......