Dance FM

[MJH]

Is it me or has Dance FM got soooo much better this year?!!! Apart from the ex-space-cadet-German hour around lunch-time, it's just way better than last year... They actually play decent tunes!! Not the usual Spanish mainland chunga-chunga/salt cod (Bacalao)... It's on 91.7 for the hopeless.

Mart

 

[McRackin]

Not the usual Spanish mainland chunga-chunga/salt cod (Bacalao)

you are right. this year they broadcast more hours from ibiza instead of connecting with madrid all the time!!

 

[MJH]

The only thing that still p**ses me off are the 2 "tios" that do the breakfast show! Man, can they wind you up first thing!!!

Please: No talk, just sounds!! And all this ringing people up who have the same name as someone famous: Funny maybe once, but pleeeeeaaaasssseee. Gilipollas!! - (great Spanish phrase, but a bitch to pronounce!!!)

Mart

 

[McRackin]

Gilipollas!! - (great Spanish phrase, but a bitch to pronounce!!!)

venga tio - its easy: heely-poy-ass!!

come on mart - say it with me now: heely-poy-ass!!

 

[MJH]

It just looks so easy.....

jilly-poy-arse...

No, thats not it...

Jeeelyyy Poy ahhhhhhhhs...

Nooooo. Just got to work on this one... De vez en cuando me gustaría ser un espanol.... Yeah, like f**k!! It's bad enough estar casado con una de ellas!! And I just soooo wish I could pronounce "necesario" correctly just ONCE in my fifty-million attempts!!

Yours dyslexically,

Mart

 

[McRackin]

De vez en cuando me gustaría ser un espanol.... Yeah, like f**k!! It's bad enough estar casado con una de ellas!!

so your wife is spanish!!

marty - deja de ver los simpsons y ven a comer tio!!

 

[MJH]

A bit different for me:

"Porque no has puesto la cena en la mesa todavia, tio? Y espero que no has cocinado algun tipo de comida inglesa... No puedo comer alguna cosa que contiene grasa, lo sabes! Mi culo es enorme!!"

Still, it does sound sexier in a foreign language!!

Mart