Daily Express today

zarbtron

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Big headline 'kate to marry on drug island'

presume they mean ibiza? That makes me very angry :evil: :evil:

utter ignorance :roll: but I suppose that's all you can expect from the express
 
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It says 'rave island' - have they changed the online version?

I know what you mean...(but aren't 70% of the kids on the island high as kites most of the time?)

Just a thought.
 
It says 'rave island' - have they changed the online version?

I know what you mean...(but aren't 70% of the kids on the island high as kites most of the time?)

Just a thought.

http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/ has the cover with 'drug island' on it.

it's just sensationalist rubbish to be honest - a lot of people take drugs on ibiza but calling it a 'drug island' is over the top.
 

Bah. There was me thinking it was a new ITV TV show in the style of 'Love Island' where random Z list celebrities are shipped off to a remote place and force fed narcotics in the style of 'The French Connection'

It's actually just another story about how druggies, homo's, work shy lay-abouts, hoodies, general riff raff (basically anyone under the age of 50 who doesn't fit in with or agree with the facist ultra conservative editorial of the Daily Express / Mail) exclusively choose Ibiza as their holiday destination of choice and how the evil island is destroying Great British morality and the Bulldog spirt. It'll will be the death of us all don't you know.
 
Bah. There was me thinking it was a new ITV TV show in the style of 'Love Island' where random Z list celebrities are shipped off to a remote place and force fed narcotics in the style of 'The French Connection'

'celebrity drug island' would be great viewing (alternatively incredibly boring :lol: )
 
'celebrity drug island' would be great viewing (alternatively incredibly boring :lol: )

It'd be TV gold mate. Get in Paul Danan and Callum Best add couple of ropy 'fame groupies' from a dodgy Ritzy, feed our hapless celebs 12 gram of sniff and a Viagra each, light the blue touch paper, stand back and watch the fireworks.

In an ideal world one (or both) of them would OD 'on the job' and have some kind of crazy fit - I'd watch it.
 
It'd be TV gold mate. Get in Paul Danan and Callum Best add couple of ropy 'fame groupies' from a dodgy Ritzy, feed our hapless celebs 12 gram of sniff and a Viagra each, light the blue touch paper, stand back and watch the fireworks.

In an ideal world one (or both) of them would OD 'on the job' and have some kind of crazy fit - I'd watch it.

I'm sure channel 4 could do it as some kind of 'social experiment' :lol: :lol:

I'd love to see paul danan have some kind of fit 8O :oops: :spank:
 
I'm sure channel 4 could do it as some kind of 'social experiment' :lol: :lol:

Has the vital social experiment that is '****ing night' (or whatever Channel 4 decided to call it) been on yet ? 8O 8O I meant to watch that.

God. I want to work for Channel 4. You could get away with murder
 
Has the vital social experiment that is '****ing night' (or whatever Channel 4 decided to call it) been on yet ? 8O 8O I meant to watch that.

God. I want to work for Channel 4. You could get away with murder

"Getting away with murder. A social experiment"

I can actually see that as a program on C4.

It must be fun there, they blatently have a big wall chart with 'boundaries' on it and ideas as to how they can push them. And a dart board of ITV executives.
 
"Getting away with murder. A social experiment"

I can actually see that as a program on C4.

It must be fun there, they blatently have a big wall chart with 'boundaries' on it and ideas as to how they can push them. And a dart board of ITV executives.

On the downside (when they're not pushing boundaries, challenging stereotypes and promoting fresh new talent they do seem to show quite alot of episodes of 'Friends'. Oh yeah, and that Charlotte Church thing is utter ****e.
 
On the downside (when they're not pushing boundaries, challenging stereotypes and promoting fresh new talent they do seem to show quite alot of episodes of 'Friends'. Oh yeah, and that Charlotte Church thing is utter ****e.

I like watching friends repeats :lol:
 
Curb Your Enthusiasm (which is legendary) and The Daily Show not-withstanding I have an aversion to US Sitcoms. :oops:

Friends is comfort TV for me - I can watch episodes again and again and not get bored. Still some I've not seen either which is a pleasant surprise on occasion. Usually the rubbish later ones though.

Daily Show is brilliant mind, when I remember to watch it.
 
Oh yeah, and that Charlotte Church thing is utter ****e.
Oi... saw some of that when I was in London a couple of weeks ago. What utter trash!!

I like Friends too, Zarbboy. Got the 10-season box set for Christmas.

And hound, the Daily Show is not a sitcom ;)
(though I must start downloading it... brilliant television)
 
Exactly! Good thing I didn't choose my birthday for the big day - 15 January, the day before Ms Moss'.

Altho it said in Heat today that they're getting married in Ireland so maybe Le Moss is scared of us stealing her glory :lol:
 
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