Crazy night?

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djjaycool

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Just wasting time before I leave work.

What is the craziest thing that happened to you or you have done in Ibiza?

One night I go to Amnesia with people from my hotel. I meet some people they knew from on the isle. We try to yell over the music to no avail. We are trading buying drinks and the like by hand signals because of the loud music. At the end of the night they sign they want to eat I was hungry so we jumped in a cab I hear Ibiza, but no problem for me because I was staying in PDB. We go for breakfast they point at the menu for food items, I do that sometimes when a bit drunk. We finish eating someone asks for the check in Spanish. Then they start to talk to me in polish. I had no clue they were polish and I was not in Ibiza town. Santa Eulalia I had never been we had tried to talk all nite I thought it was the loud music but it wasn't.:oops: :oops:
 
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Got to be honest dj that sounds like a sheltered life mate!

my two times there have been rubbish and non clubbing for various reasons, so I am a bit lost in terms of crazy stories. Like being at home I always have a light bulb moment in the middle of the presumably crazy moment and think 'if only i could remember this in the morning' and i never do.

However the tour of duty that begins two weeks on sat I am determined to remember at least something.
 
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Not necessarily "crazy" but it's certainly funny ending up in the wrong town and realizing that the people you've been hanging out with all night are unintelligible :lol:
 
Well.. I don't think this is that crazy, but is slightly memorable.

First time I went to Ibiza, I was on my own.. I met some 'fun' people on the plane, who convinced me to take a taxi to their apartment as I had not booked a hotel that night ( plane landed at 1:30). So at some some swish apartment with three random people who I didn't even know the names of, nor did I really know where I was .. (somewhere in San An bay).. I took all my luggage with me, went out for a boogie and took all the things you do when in Ibiza :lol: and then ended up back at this apartment. Still have not checked into my hotel.

The start playing the music really loudly and I'm sitting in a bit of a daze at this apartment, not sure if it was morning or not, and hear a banging at the door.. I think its just some random.. turn out to be the police who somehow let themselves in.. then there are about 5 policeman in this apartment ( my luggage int he corner) waving their sticks about, a couple of the people I met got thrown against the wall while the police had their sticks out.. I went and hid out on the balcony, while I hear the police asking for money from the people I'd just met the night before.. There was copius amounts of stuff all over the apartment, and I remember having enough sense to think 'oh my god, I'm going to be in prison before I get to my hotel on my first trip to Ibiza"

I think I just went straight to some day party at space, then finally checked into my hotel 2 days later...I think :? Then had a brilliant holiday! :lol:
 
Morbyd said:
Ok, well, so this story doesn't quite match the time you ended up in the strip club as you carried on from the day before, but it's got its own charm :lol: ;)
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that wouldnt even make my top ten craziest nights in ibiza and it wouldnt make my top 100 craziest nights ever
but nice try ;)
 
utagaura said:
I think I just went straight to some day party at space, then finally checked into my hotel 2 days later...I think :? Then had a brilliant holiday! :lol:
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Great story....

I don't know why, but I never seem to have many Ibiza experiences involving totally random people. Sure, I've met people in clubs and hung out for some amount of time, and I've had nights that carried on into days, but I've never ended up in strange places or situations.

I've always traveled there with a group so maybe that's why, with the exception of 2005 when it was just the missus and I.
 
I met a MILF in Pacha and go back to hers we are going at it. We finished up and I ask her does she have any water? The naked guy in the corner says I'll get it for you. He was having a **** the whole time. I never noticed him.:oops: :oops: :oops:
 
I was convinced there was a looky looky man in my room last September, he was just staring at me. Was freaking me out for an hour, until the light started to come up and I realised it was my suitcase. (Wrong thread).

Probably one of my lesser crazy nights in Ibiza. My weirdest one was probably partying it up in the Spar near the S'Estanyol with Shrek and 2 youngsters and the older boy who runs the store. Was meant to be meeting my mate but we all ended up partying it up in the shop for a good 4 hours :lol:
 
I got wasted on vodka and other things at bora bora last september. I said to my mate lets walk over and sit in the bar so we can hear the tunes a bit more.... By the time i reached the bar i had stripped off and ended up dancing on the tables in my underpants for a few hours.....

Then there was the time i was offered a job crewing a yacht round the med after a few riddlers in el devino and talking the captains ear off...

The year before i was feeling a bit ropey in Space when i met this bloke called doctor az (tv shrink on big brother and gmtv ha ha) who said i should come to Bora Bora for a while...
I then came round an hour later in the boot of a car heading to a party in the hills at a Villa. On our way into the Villa we passed a spanish family having a party for their 70 year old granny. they invited us in and i ended up sitting as guest of honour with the granny for and hour while they all took pictures and laughed at us. Afterwards we went into the villa had a wicked pool party then headed back to bora bora with the docs friends plus half of the spanish family we'd just met. Fantastic open people up for a party at the drop of a hat. I think Granny would have come to if it had been her 60th! 8)

I think spending a night with people who dont even speak your language is really funny. Sums Ibiza up really!8O :D :D :D
 
To many to list all.

Recent-ish highlight is prolly comandeering a coach from outside The Cross, to get me and mine to Egg.
 
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