Crap Joke with far too many stereotypes...

Jam Man

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Seamus and Paddy are tired after a hard days work. Seamus says

"Paddy, be a saint lad and fetch my slippers".

Paddy goes upstairs and walks in on Seamus' two sisters painting their toe nails in their undies, Paddy always the quick thinker says to them

"Seamus sent me up to fcuk the both of yous"

Tthe girls reply

"Bull****e!",

Paddy yells down the stairs

"Both of 'em?"

To which Seamus replies

"Of course, ye daft fecker whats the point of fcuking one?!"
 
:lol:

I'm laughing and I'm a plastic Paddy who lives not too far from Kilburn.

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Barman replies "no, we dont sell carrots."
Next evening the rabbit walks into the same bar, to the same barman "Got any carrots"?
Barman replies, "no we dont sell carrots!!"
Following evening the rabbit walks into the bar and asks again "Got any Carrots"
The barman replies "for Fu cks sake - I told you on Monday, I told you on Tuesday and I am telling you again - we dont sell fu cking carrots now if you come in here one more time and ask for carrots I will nail your fu cking ears to the bar!"
Next night rabbit walks into the bar and says "Got any Nails?"
Barman replies, no, rabbit replies, "good, got any carrots?"
 
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A passing neigbour sees him and says
"Seamus, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"
Seamus replies "'Tis a terrible t'ing. Me mam's dying"
"That's awful" the neighbour says " would you like
me to fetch the priest?"
"No thanks", says Seamus, "I'm not in the mood for sex"
 
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9 weeks later she had Mittens!!
 
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What a jammy cnut...
 
man goes to the drs and says can you help me I think im a dog?

dr says how long has this been happening?

man says ever since I was a puppy

dr says i need to examine you, get on the couch

man says, im not allowed on the couch
 
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