Come Dine With Me

[PepperHill]

Anyone seen the one where the eccentric bloke does pigs trotters for everyone?

I literally had tears streaming down my face.

Forbes... who also napalmed his apple pie. I think his guests had tears streaming down their faces aswell.

So would mine. Largely due to the fact that I would put chemical-mace into all three dishes for that 'wow' factor.

 

[coley]

Beans on toast wiv a dash o chilli sauce washed dan wiv sum red bull innitt

 

[djchewie]

Smoking or non smoking sir?

non smoking and not by the loos please.