McRackin
Super Moderator
Been thinking about what the future holds for Ibiza. I've written a few aricles on it before and whilst a lot of what I've predicted has happened, I'm sure there's a few things off the mark.
With the US on board and dance music (sorry, I mean EDM) globalising, Ibiza's position as birthplace of that scene should ensure its mythical status continues for a while with the ensuing pilgrimages. Well, at least until a scriptwriter (possibly me) does a Hollywood movie that completely ignores historical facts and rewrites history so that it wasn't a few South London DJs who started the rave scene by going to Amnesia in ‘88 but some DJs from New York who went to Mexico. Or something like that. As long as the Americans are the heroes and there's a British baddie, who gives a ****? Sure Keanu Reeve will end up playing whoever the equivalent of Oakenfold and maybe Danny de Vito as Nicky Holloway. I think I've used the Gary Coleman as Erick Morillo one before. Anyway, I digress…
On the plus side, the globalisation will ensure that the bigger clubs and more upmarket venues can carry on charging stupid money for a few more years. Plenty of wealthy overseas visitors and dumbass bankers left to still enjoy the pissing contest for best VIP table or biggest bill. On the downside (for Ibiza), there will be more European locations that have venues just as glamorous but without “Ibioticâ€, self-serving, greedy politicians who seem intent on bringing in all sorts of ill-thought out, foot-shooting laws that sabotage the very scene that has made most of them (or their families) fantastically wealthy. Croatia and Bulgaria are already on it.
For 30 years. Northern Europeans have been coming to this beautiful island and spending their hard-earned money in garages turned bars and fincas turned night clubs. All the locals have had to do is open their doors. Sweeping generalisation though it is, one can't help but feel a simmering resentment that God forbid, they actually have to put some thought into how to attract people now there's a bit of competition. The ones who have responded to it are the ones who have done well. The others..?
Take San Antonio as an example. Ibiza Uncovered slaughtered its reputation. No smoke without fire, granted, yet it was more what it did for how San Antonio was generally perceived. It's always been about more than the West End. Several times I've come close to chinning a new arrival, ensconced with his trustafarian friends in San Juan who has looked down his nose at the very mention of San Antonio. Why do you think the island became so popular in the first place pal? Because John Cleese and Graham Chapman came here to write some Monty Python sketches in the sixties? Don't think so.
Ibiza is going Vegas. There'll be a handful of superclubs controlled by a handful of people. Bossa will become the new West End (but worse) and those visiting the superclubs in Bossa will be dropped off and picked up in their concierge, blacked out Range Rovers as frantically and fearfully as a news crew visiting the flavellas.
And San Antonio? There'll probably be another beach club or two spring up for the aspirationally wealthy and eventually some decent quality hotels will redevelop to counter the all-inclusives (as decent accommodation is the key to its resurgence). Sons of the West End bar owners won't want to inherit a bar that hasn't been decorated for decades and with the declining demand, they'll change use and it will become more of a pedestrianised, daytime shopping area, with less but better quality bars for the younger visitors at night. Pernicious laws by local politicians should speed up that process
After the 1,2,3 festival, the land next to Mambo is all set to eventually be allowed to be developed so when the time is right there's a good chance that whole area will have more of a Marina feel to it and it will be that which eventually defines and changes San Antonio.
The fundamental problem is still that the season is too short and that's in part responsible for why prices are so high. Astronomic DJ fees don't help (though to be fair, market force dictated). However, I read last year that one of the reasons Pacha and Danny Whittle parted company was because Pacha was sick of paying such large fees to DJs. Very admirable. Can anyone tell me if Pacha have dropped their bar prices this year? No, didn't think they had.
If the season becomes longer then things may change but ironically, it's the same people who own the superclubs who will control any yet to be developed golf courses or marinas, two of the main things that should make the season longer. If they sort out winter flights of course.
At the moment, the best thing about winter flights for me would be that it allows me to get OFF the island.
Think I may have got out the wrong side of bed this morning…
With the US on board and dance music (sorry, I mean EDM) globalising, Ibiza's position as birthplace of that scene should ensure its mythical status continues for a while with the ensuing pilgrimages. Well, at least until a scriptwriter (possibly me) does a Hollywood movie that completely ignores historical facts and rewrites history so that it wasn't a few South London DJs who started the rave scene by going to Amnesia in ‘88 but some DJs from New York who went to Mexico. Or something like that. As long as the Americans are the heroes and there's a British baddie, who gives a ****? Sure Keanu Reeve will end up playing whoever the equivalent of Oakenfold and maybe Danny de Vito as Nicky Holloway. I think I've used the Gary Coleman as Erick Morillo one before. Anyway, I digress…
On the plus side, the globalisation will ensure that the bigger clubs and more upmarket venues can carry on charging stupid money for a few more years. Plenty of wealthy overseas visitors and dumbass bankers left to still enjoy the pissing contest for best VIP table or biggest bill. On the downside (for Ibiza), there will be more European locations that have venues just as glamorous but without “Ibioticâ€, self-serving, greedy politicians who seem intent on bringing in all sorts of ill-thought out, foot-shooting laws that sabotage the very scene that has made most of them (or their families) fantastically wealthy. Croatia and Bulgaria are already on it.
For 30 years. Northern Europeans have been coming to this beautiful island and spending their hard-earned money in garages turned bars and fincas turned night clubs. All the locals have had to do is open their doors. Sweeping generalisation though it is, one can't help but feel a simmering resentment that God forbid, they actually have to put some thought into how to attract people now there's a bit of competition. The ones who have responded to it are the ones who have done well. The others..?
Take San Antonio as an example. Ibiza Uncovered slaughtered its reputation. No smoke without fire, granted, yet it was more what it did for how San Antonio was generally perceived. It's always been about more than the West End. Several times I've come close to chinning a new arrival, ensconced with his trustafarian friends in San Juan who has looked down his nose at the very mention of San Antonio. Why do you think the island became so popular in the first place pal? Because John Cleese and Graham Chapman came here to write some Monty Python sketches in the sixties? Don't think so.
Ibiza is going Vegas. There'll be a handful of superclubs controlled by a handful of people. Bossa will become the new West End (but worse) and those visiting the superclubs in Bossa will be dropped off and picked up in their concierge, blacked out Range Rovers as frantically and fearfully as a news crew visiting the flavellas.
And San Antonio? There'll probably be another beach club or two spring up for the aspirationally wealthy and eventually some decent quality hotels will redevelop to counter the all-inclusives (as decent accommodation is the key to its resurgence). Sons of the West End bar owners won't want to inherit a bar that hasn't been decorated for decades and with the declining demand, they'll change use and it will become more of a pedestrianised, daytime shopping area, with less but better quality bars for the younger visitors at night. Pernicious laws by local politicians should speed up that process
After the 1,2,3 festival, the land next to Mambo is all set to eventually be allowed to be developed so when the time is right there's a good chance that whole area will have more of a Marina feel to it and it will be that which eventually defines and changes San Antonio.
The fundamental problem is still that the season is too short and that's in part responsible for why prices are so high. Astronomic DJ fees don't help (though to be fair, market force dictated). However, I read last year that one of the reasons Pacha and Danny Whittle parted company was because Pacha was sick of paying such large fees to DJs. Very admirable. Can anyone tell me if Pacha have dropped their bar prices this year? No, didn't think they had.
If the season becomes longer then things may change but ironically, it's the same people who own the superclubs who will control any yet to be developed golf courses or marinas, two of the main things that should make the season longer. If they sort out winter flights of course.
At the moment, the best thing about winter flights for me would be that it allows me to get OFF the island.
Think I may have got out the wrong side of bed this morning…