Clumsy.....

puppylover

puppylover

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How clumsy am I today since getting up this morning I have

kicked the dog's water bowl over (its a big water bowl) cleaned kitchen floor. :evil:
spilt my porridge down my skirt and had to get changed, skirt I wanted needed ironing - iron was too hot - skirt in bin.... :twisted: :twisted:
tripped up on way to friends car - scrapped arm on wall (thank god I am not driving today!!) :cry:
got into work - in toilet turned water tap on full - cue Miss Wet T shirt/skirt :x
spilt a full cup of coffee all over my desk, work, keyboard, mouse, newspaper (jumped up quickly enough not to get the already wet shirt/skirt combo...... :?

Havent even attempted to go to lunch yet - too scared!!!

WTF!!!!
 
GO and buy a few scratchcards, you're due for some luck by the sound of it :lol:
 
I know what's happened..

You've forgotton to take your eye mask off when you got up.

I did it last week and spent three days missing after stumbling into a ditch thinking I'd gone blind.
 
jjinit said:
dont get soup ffs!!! ;)
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PMSL - that would the the cherry on the cake that one......

Mark B - love to see you in an eye mask - where it next Wed night so I know who you are!!! ;)
 
puppylover said:
How clumsy am I today since getting up this morning I have

kicked the dog's water bowl over (its a big water bowl) cleaned kitchen floor. :evil:
spilt my porridge down my skirt and had to get changed, skirt I wanted needed ironing - iron was too hot - skirt in bin.... :twisted: :twisted:
tripped up on way to friends car - scrapped arm on wall (thank god I am not driving today!!) :cry:
got into work - in toilet turned water tap on full - cue Miss Wet T shirt/skirt :x
spilt a full cup of coffee all over my desk, work, keyboard, mouse, newspaper (jumped up quickly enough not to get the already wet shirt/skirt combo...... :?

Havent even attempted to go to lunch yet - too scared!!!



WTF!!!!
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My advice, buy a lottery ticket, this is a sign.
 
Right off to buy a Euromillions lottery ticket £60m this weekend......

If I win - drinks are on me!!!!!

(at my private villa in Ibiza...... how funking great would that be.....)
 
puppylover said:
Right off to buy a Euromillions lottery ticket £60m this weekend......

If I win - drinks are on me!!!!!

(at my private villa in Ibiza...... how funking great would that be.....)
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Is everyone invited? :lol:

If you win, you could also invest in a new skirt and an iron with better temperature regulation 8)
(and perhaps a full compliment of shin and elbow pads and other assorted body armor)
 
Morbyd said:
puppylover said:
Right off to buy a Euromillions lottery ticket £60m this weekend......

If I win - drinks are on me!!!!!

(at my private villa in Ibiza...... how funking great would that be.....)
Click to expand...
Is everyone invited? :lol:

If you win, you could also invest in a new skirt and an iron with better temperature regulation 8)
(and perhaps a full compliment of shin and elbow pads and other assorted body armor)
Click to expand...

Of course everyone is invited - what's the point of winning £60m if you cant flaunt it!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shall invest in asbestos clothing ORI shall hire a lady (or man) who can iron for me..... that sounds far better imo!!
 
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