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DJ Biff

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In my opinion there just aren't enough so I'm toying with the idea of forming a couple of my own. As I obviously have no experience whatsoever in this field I thought I'd consult the experts. So come on party people (you all know who you are) what should I do to get about 10 or 15 disciples drooling over my every grunt.

Thanks in advance

dJB
 
DJ Biff said:
In my opinion there just aren't enough so I'm toying with the idea of forming a couple of my own. As I obviously have no experience whatsoever in this field I thought I'd consult the experts. So come on party people (you all know who you are) what should I do to get about 10 or 15 disciples drooling over my every grunt.

Thanks in advance

dJB


Loving your work Biff.

(Oh look, you've got one already)
 
You need to give a free CD away to everybody who replies to one of your posts.

I'll have a tribal one please.
 
Can we please forget about this?

I'm already tired of being a cult leader. I'm afraid dealing with the brainwashed masses isn't for me, so I'm returning to my workaday celebrity DJ status.

Hang on a minute, I've just realised something.....I'm still dealing with the brainwashed masses aren't I?

I'm confused now... what should i do?

djB
 
DJ Biff said:
Can we please forget about this?

I'm already tired of being a cult leader. I'm afraid dealing with the brainwashed masses isn't for me, so I'm returning to my workaday celebrity DJ status.

Hang on a minute, I've just realised something.....I'm still dealing with the brainwashed masses aren't I?

I'm confused now... what should i do?

djB

i'm afraid not. Once you give hope to the poor ignorant peasants they won't be able to forget you so easily. In fact I'd check the shed for stalkers right now.
 
how about

£5 hmv voucher fro evry reply.

free pint of beer


free voucher for a free big mac meal.


o and a free fcuk t-shirt with something witty on it.
 
DJ Biff said:
Can we please forget about this?

I'm already tired of being a cult leader. I'm afraid dealing with the brainwashed masses isn't for me, so I'm returning to my workaday celebrity DJ status.

Hang on a minute, I've just realised something.....I'm still dealing with the brainwashed masses aren't I?

I'm confused now... what should i do?

djB

You can't mess with our minds like this.

If you stop posting messages we will all have to burn our keyboards.

There would be no point in having a PC, breathing , existing . . . . Don't leave us. Guide us . .tell us what to think.

Set the pace, we will all fall neatly behind and support you in any future venture . . whatever it may be.

Nah , on second thoughts - clear off , I never got my CD anyhow ;)
 
Nah, don't be like that with my mate Biff :x

I look forward to his input, almost as much as nikki

:D
 
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