Chick on Trisha

[nish]

..Apparently its about some full on teenage slapper who's shagged just under a hundred blokes .
Im thinking "Ace! Lets have a look at that" And my mum's shouting "Slag" at the tv
Dying to look at the tv like but reckon mother dearest would know Im checking out the slag.
Then the slappers mum just said she smokes weed "But only at nightime".

Fantastic

Where do they find these cunts?

 

[NITEFLY]

Where do they find these *beep*?

liverpool

 

[Barbie]

There is a need for programs like Trisha so that people like me and you Nish can feel like law abiding, upstanding members of the community

 

[nish]

Where do they find these *beep*?

liverpool

 

[nish]

There is a need for programs like Trisha so that people like me and you Nish can feel like law abiding, upstanding members of the community

Oh yeah

My champagne flute needs topping up by the way what what what

 

[Barbie]

My champagne flute needs topping up by the way what what what

Sorry I'm not being a very good hostess with the mostest am I

That do you

 

[nish]

It will have to do until Jeeves brings the Cristal Rose.

 

[Barbie]

It will have to do until Jeeves brings the Cristal Rose.

That's gratitude, that you'd rather have Jeeves over Babs

I'll bring the poppers as well, I bet Jeeves never supplies the poppers does he

 

[nish]

As if I would choose Jeevesy over you dahling. Its just so hard to find good help these days

Poppers

I think im still in trauma from the last time I done them (and it was a while ago!) I think I must have hoofed it too hard

 

[Barbie]

As if I would choose Jeevesy over you dahling. Its just so hard to find good help these days

Poppers

I think im still in trauma from the last time I done them (and it was a while ago!) I think I must have hoofed it too hard

This do you for help, your very own home help Barbie

You haven't hoofed to hard on poppers until you accidentally pour them down your nose believe me

 

[Barbie]

Nish, how do we manage to do this again and again, from Trisha to poppers in a matter of posts

 

[nish]

I try not to think about it too much. Its like the meaning of life. If we do actually find out the reason why our heads would probably explode

@ home help Barbie.

I couldnt have a doll hanging around my gaff! What would people think!

 

[Barbie]

I try not to think about it too much. Its like the meaning of life. If we do actually find out the reason why our heads would probably explode

@ home help Barbie.

I couldnt have a doll hanging around my gaff! What would people think!

There's no point in us trying to fight it is there, we just have to go with the flow

Probably the same as what people think when they come round to ours and see Barbie dolls

 

[nish]

Go with the flow maaan

- Do you really have Barbie dolls?

 

[Barbie]

- Do you really have Barbie dolls?

A couple that have pride of place in our front room

Tom loves them as you can imagine

 

[nish]

You should get him a matching Ken one for his birthday. Bet he'll love that even more

 

[Barbie]

You should get him a matching Ken one for his birthday. Bet he'll love that even more

Or maybe not for the case of our long-term future together

And now we've managed to go from poppers to Ken dolls Do you think some might say we have short attention spans

 

[nish]

I don't know. Slightly off form at the moment. I have a headache

 

[nish]

Must be all the poppers

 

[fergie19]

I just took a sniff