OK here it is in full due to popular demand. 
Other uses for very long arms
1. Scoring a slam dunk in basketball without even jumping
2. Hugging everyone in your family all at once
3. Standing in for a windmill
4. Opening the front door - through the cat flap
5. Risk-free sword fighting
6. Taking the lead role in an Inspector Gadget film
7. Getting the kids' ball back from the neighbour's garden
8. Helping Santa deliver presents without climbing down the chimney
Sadly no mention of f___ talents
It's blatantly the first thing that you think of when posed with such a question surely?
(no?
)
Other uses for very long arms
1. Scoring a slam dunk in basketball without even jumping
2. Hugging everyone in your family all at once
3. Standing in for a windmill
4. Opening the front door - through the cat flap
5. Risk-free sword fighting
6. Taking the lead role in an Inspector Gadget film
7. Getting the kids' ball back from the neighbour's garden
8. Helping Santa deliver presents without climbing down the chimney
Sadly no mention of f___ talents
It's blatantly the first thing that you think of when posed with such a question surely?
(no?
)
