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WTF did they employ that chump as manager? 
the jokes keep coming
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Angie24 said:the jokes keep coming
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Classic. How long before eBay pulls that one down?
Morbyd said:Angie24 said:the jokes keep coming
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2885&item=5224421524&rd=1
Classic. How long before eBay pulls that one down?
if it's as long as it took to take down the sale of Live8 tickets, then long enough to allow the world a giggle 
A few Strachen Classics
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...
Strachan was on Sky on Sunday morning. He saw John Terry's goal and said he was impressed that Terry goes up expecting to score. He contrasted this to Claus Lundekvam the Saints central defender who goes up for every dead ball and never ever looks remotely like scoring. He said if there was a dead body lying in the penalty area the ball would hit it on the head several times a season which he said is more than Lundekvam can manage. He said referees should book Lundekvam for timewasting every time he goes up for a corner. When the co-commentator said if Lundekvam was watching Strachan was only joking. Strachan assured him he was deadly serious.
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...
Strachan was on Sky on Sunday morning. He saw John Terry's goal and said he was impressed that Terry goes up expecting to score. He contrasted this to Claus Lundekvam the Saints central defender who goes up for every dead ball and never ever looks remotely like scoring. He said if there was a dead body lying in the penalty area the ball would hit it on the head several times a season which he said is more than Lundekvam can manage. He said referees should book Lundekvam for timewasting every time he goes up for a corner. When the co-commentator said if Lundekvam was watching Strachan was only joking. Strachan assured him he was deadly serious.
I have never felt so embarrassed in all of my life, and i include my personal life in that.
i couldnt believe the utter pish i was watchin and it all stems from the two fuc*kin donkeys that pretend to play centre half. i would rather have two under 21s play because at least they know the basics, in fact im sure girl guides would have done a better job. over the last 6 months the two arseholes have gradually forgotton how to play football.
ive never heard of Bratislava. We got gubbed off a bunch of nobodies and made it easy for them, shows how bad celtic played. ive never seen such a woeful performance in all my life and all the players should be ashamed of themselves. its the worst result in our european history for fu*k sake.
last nite finally confirmed to me that the Martin O'Neill era is truly over and how i wish it were not so. there is a hang over at the club which we will not come out of for a long time. O'Neill was one of us and at the pinnacle of his tenure we could beat anyone. Celtic Park was a feared place where no one in europe wanted to come to; Juve, Barca, Stuttgart, Anderlecht, Milan, Porto, Valancia, Lyon, Rosenborg, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, Celta Vigo all came and went without inflicting defeat and most left beaten.
I said it at the time and i say it again, Strachan is not up to the job and i look forward to the day he fu*ks off and he takes his shite signings with him. Any good team builds from the back and it was painfully obvious to every celtic fan that we needed to buy at least three good defenders. He buys one shite one, lets our best defender leave, picks the guys that pretend to play football and then buys strikers and playmakers.
its a really dark time at the minute and i cant see it getting better any time soon.
Martin O'Neill: Forever in our hearts.
Apologies for the rant but sometimes they are called for.
i couldnt believe the utter pish i was watchin and it all stems from the two fuc*kin donkeys that pretend to play centre half. i would rather have two under 21s play because at least they know the basics, in fact im sure girl guides would have done a better job. over the last 6 months the two arseholes have gradually forgotton how to play football.
ive never heard of Bratislava. We got gubbed off a bunch of nobodies and made it easy for them, shows how bad celtic played. ive never seen such a woeful performance in all my life and all the players should be ashamed of themselves. its the worst result in our european history for fu*k sake.
last nite finally confirmed to me that the Martin O'Neill era is truly over and how i wish it were not so. there is a hang over at the club which we will not come out of for a long time. O'Neill was one of us and at the pinnacle of his tenure we could beat anyone. Celtic Park was a feared place where no one in europe wanted to come to; Juve, Barca, Stuttgart, Anderlecht, Milan, Porto, Valancia, Lyon, Rosenborg, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, Celta Vigo all came and went without inflicting defeat and most left beaten.
I said it at the time and i say it again, Strachan is not up to the job and i look forward to the day he fu*ks off and he takes his shite signings with him. Any good team builds from the back and it was painfully obvious to every celtic fan that we needed to buy at least three good defenders. He buys one shite one, lets our best defender leave, picks the guys that pretend to play football and then buys strikers and playmakers.
its a really dark time at the minute and i cant see it getting better any time soon.
Martin O'Neill: Forever in our hearts.
Apologies for the rant but sometimes they are called for.
we should be strolling into the next round phil, thats being arrogant but Celtic should be beating teams like that easily.
inside info is that there is a spilt camp with a lot of the older players not liking strachan and his training methods. a certain midfield general allegedly feels the team is not fit and the training programme sucks ass. strachan is also bringing some players he has worked with in the past to be his spies in the dressing room.
inside info is that there is a spilt camp with a lot of the older players not liking strachan and his training methods. a certain midfield general allegedly feels the team is not fit and the training programme sucks ass. strachan is also bringing some players he has worked with in the past to be his spies in the dressing room.