Caption Competition #328

Jam Man

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Dragon's internet date ends in tears after he falls for yet another misleading profile picture
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Not even the sudden appearance of Jabba The Hutt could stop Telekenetic Dave from levetating the little traffic cone
Dragon felt used. His horns had worn down to nothing, there was a horrible taste in his mouth and he was covered in a thick grey discharge. Sexy Loretta on the other hand, was positively glowing and could still feel her udders tingling.
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Winner of Miss Kop beauty pageant for best looking Liverpool supporter spends her winnings at import shops in Chinatown
Bob comes away from the auction at Gary Neville's house with one of the gateposts and something that had been buried under the swimming pool for 10 years