Caption Competition - 25th May

[gecko2]

Caption Competition - 25th May - updated for MOS!

Okay..... Iqbal, you got the bomb?? We are off to the Ministry of Sound, give it to Mahmood! Who's got the bomb? Mahmood?.......... Mahmood?.......... Not me?........ Thought you had it?........................ I thought u had it?....... Oh for allahs sake, can't we do anything right????? Stop fu*king around. Who has the bomb?..... Who was that guy in the army uniform who said he could get us in for free if we followed him?....... Was it Hank?.................................. Hang on..... isn't Hank an American name????? Since when have nightclubs had sandy floors Sanjeev?......... Oh for fu*ks sake? Okay? What now?............ Ssssh! Don't say fu*k all! I reckon somebody has heard us talking! ......................What you mean? I'm innocent! Only came here to see what the nightlife is like......... Where's the bomb?............... <dig in the side> Shut the fu*k up!.......... Sssshhh!!!!!!!! Sssshhhhh!

 

[Morbyd]

"I don't remember "Follow the Leader" being played this way when I was a kid... these Americans have such strange rules."

 

[zarbtron]

The army's modern intrerpretation of '3 blind mice' was criticised for its use of cheap middle eastern actors and poor faithfulness to the original

 

[Mark Sun]

"Bush administration demonstrates their approach to policy in Iraq: the blind leading the blind"

 

[wimpers]

Ibiza's exclusive,secret beach parties are hard to find

 

[Scoobie]

At Pacha Baghdad they always ended the evening with the conga.

 

[Beckiboo]

"Lets all do the conga, lets all do the conga... laa la la la HEY! la laaa la la HEY!"


EDIT - dammit Scoobs you got there before me!

 

[MARKB]

Bora bora's security was getting ridiculous....

 

[jeembo]

Who'se farted?

 

[Jam Man]

The secret Atlantis / Es Vedra tour whas not quite what the 18-30's had expected when they signed up in the welcome meeting.....

 

[gecko2]

Okay..... Iqbal, you got the bomb?? We are off to the Ministry of Sound, give it to Mahmood! Who's got the bomb? Mahmood?.......... Mahmood?.......... Not me?........ Thought you had it?........................ I thought u had it?....... Oh for allahs sake, can't we do anything right????? Stop fu*king around. Who has the bomb?..... Who was that guy in the army uniform who said he could get us in for free if we followed him?....... Was it Hank?.................................. Hang on..... isn't Hank an American name????? Since when have nightclubs had sandy floors Sanjeev?......... Oh for fu*ks sake? Okay? What now?............ Ssssh! Don't say fu*k all! I reckon somebody has heard us talking! ......................What you mean? I'm innocent! Only came here to see what the nightlife is like......... Where's the bomb?............... <dig in the side> Shut the fu*k up!.......... Sssshhh!!!!!!!! Sssshhhhh!