Cancer Scare

[Leese]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C: Hamburger Relish?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Sausage and Mash?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Cottage Pie?

SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK: Yup.

C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

C: Thanks

 

[Buckley]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C: Hamburger Relish?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Sausage and Mash?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Cottage Pie?

SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK: Yup.

C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

C: Thanks

Brilliant!

 

[stuie]

 

[gingerfreak]

It's funny cos it's true!

 

[lee w]

maybe theyll start puttin these foods behind the counter with an over 16 policy lol!

 

[jjinit]

see previous post by myself entitled "oh the irony"

 

[gingerfreak]

see previous post by myself entitled "oh the irony"

It was the way Leese told it though Jase.

 

[Leese]

see previous post by myself entitled "oh the irony"

apologies

 

[Leese]

see previous post by myself entitled "oh the irony"

It was the way Leese told it though Jase.

I stole it from somewhere else

 

[gingerfreak]

 

[jjinit]

yeah!!

but mine actually happened!!!

 

[Leese]

yeah!!

but mine actually happened!!!

I'm sorry, I sharn't post anything anymore, you big winge bag

Also, I just read your's and I must admit, I laughed more at mine than yours

 

[Dual_Life]

C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

According to my math, that's around $10.15!

 

[jjinit]

C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

According to my math, that's around $10.15!

do you like "devo"?? or were u a fan of 80's teen comedy "square pegs"???

 

[stuie]

According to my math, that's around $10.15!

it's mathS and yes your figure is about right. killing yourself is not a cheap hobby in the UK [/b]

 

[nish]

Good one Leese

 

[Dual_Life]

According to my math, that's around $10.15!

it's mathS and yes your figure is about right. killing yourself is not a cheap hobby in the UK [/b]

Why would it be the plural form of "math"? Remember, speak in Americanish.

 

[nish]

FOOLS!!

ITS ALL ABOUT THE f***ING SPANGLISH!!!





or maybe not

 

[small jinx]

 

[Dual_Life]

Ok, ok, once again I'm out of the loop; someone please translate.