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Went to see this for the second time last night, was as good, if not better than the first time I saw it.

Anyway, a bit of brokeback humour below... :lol:

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whisky

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whisky

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Absolut vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Sauvignon
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh haricot beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of thick whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Pink Fir Apple potatoes
Thick whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Rocket
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco
 
Robder said:
:lol:

I think they should rename it Bareback Mountain.
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I like the way they eventually progress to Crisco - remember when I was explaining what that was a few days ago on the forums?
 
Barbie said:
Err I've not seen it (still :roll: ) so I don't get that joke :?
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it's more of a general joke about how gay men progress from when they're first out to fully fledged fist pigs with extravagant tastes :lol:
 
naddyz said:
it's more of a general joke about how gay men progress from when they're first out to fully fledged fist pigs with extravagant tastes :lol:
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Ahh I get you now :lol:

So is that how you see yourself as a fully fledged fist pig with extravagant tastes 8O :lol: ;)
 
Barbie said:
Ahh I get you now :lol:

So is that how you see yourself as a fully fledged fist pig with extravagant tastes 8O :lol: ;)
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I would hope so!

(fully fledged fist pig is a great new phrase isn't it!)
 
naddyz said:
I would hope so!

(fully fledged fist pig is a great new phrase isn't it!)
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It's a great phrase and if you want less of a mouthful 8O :lol: it can be abbreviated to the simple f__f__f__p :lol:
 
Barbie said:
It's a great phrase and if you want less of a mouthful 8O :lol: it can be abbreviated to the simple f__f__f__p :lol:
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fffp - can we train you up to be one b____o___? Stuie is probably an expert :lol:
 
Barbie said:
I'm prepared to undergo the neccessary training to be a fffp :lol:
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You'll have to wear one of these. ;)
 
naddyz said:
have you made my risotto yet?
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:lol: Is that all you g___ get up, making risotto :roll: I only wanted to become a fffp cos I thought it was going to be an excuse for lots of b__s___, I didn't realise I was going to be chained to the sink making bloody risotto :roll: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
:lol: Is that all you g___ get up, making risotto :roll: I only wanted to become a fffp cos I thought it was going to be an excuse for lots of b__s___, I didn't realise I was going to be chained to the sink making bloody risotto :roll: :lol:
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The first rule of becoming a fffp is to OBEY YOUR MASTER, so go and make me some risotto, and then we'll progress onto lesson 2: 'taking it beyond the knuckle'


Do you want me to have to spank you again? I've known fps who aren't fffps to never progress beyond lesson 1: 'learn to obey your master at all times'. It can be a lonely existence this training, but you'll thank me eventually, there's nothing quite like being a fffp with your own protogees to look after
 
naddyz said:
The first rule of becoming a fffp is to OBEY YOUR MASTER, so go and make me some risotto, and then we'll progress onto lesson 2: 'taking it beyond the knuckle'


Do you want me to have to spank you again? I've known fps who aren't fffps to never progress beyond lesson 1: 'learn to obey your master at all times'. It can be a lonely existence this training, but you'll thank me eventually, there's nothing quite like being a fffp with your own protogees to look after
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I didn't know being a fffp entailed being your gimp 8O :lol:

Ok master, I'll make the risotto if you spank me just the way I like it again 8O :lol:
 
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