***BRITS AND U.S ALMOST AT WAR***

NITEFLY

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The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off the Scottish North coast. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.



BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.



US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.


BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.



US Navy : This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.



BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.


US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. f*** off.
 
Buckley said:
Ibiza-girlie said:
hmmmm doubt this is 4 real

Donal McInyre must be quaking in his boots IG! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: McIntyre, B.

yeah maybe its gonna be like instead of the cook report.

The Ibiza-girlie report (has quite got the same serious impact, has it :D )
 
Ibiza-girlie said:
glad youre having a good laugh on my expense! well thankfully i can take it. merry xmas everyone ;)

all part of the festive frolics IG

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

season's greetings (have u opened the first day of ur advent calendar)
 
Ibiza-girlie said:
hihihihi, well i cheated so i did it yesterday :oops: :lol:

some chicas i know eat all the chocolate out of the calendar before december has even started............... any they don't put on 1 pound!!

don't you just hate that :roll: :roll:
 
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