Bomb scares getting ridiculous

[Drew]

All scares should be taken serious considering the recent events in London.

... but we've had numerous controlled explosions here in Sheffield this last couple of weeks then i hear they've evacuated the big Ponds Forge olympic pool in town today and all the swimmers stood out on the streets wrapped in silver foil.

Madness, but what are we supposed to do?

 

[Mark Sun]

All scares should be taken serious considering the recent events in London.

... but we've had numerous controlled explosions here in Sheffield this last couple of weeks then i hear they've evacuated the big Ponds Forge olympic pool in town today and all the swimmers stood out on the streets wrapped in silver foil.

Madness, but what are we supposed to do?

I'm campaigning the government to start adding MDMA to all water supplies. We won't get much work done, but I'd say the violence would stop. Until Tuesdays at least.

 

[Anjali]

good one Mark! I agree that MDMA should be the new chemical weapon...But we would have to constantly be feeding it to everyone cause then once they sober up then, god knows what will happen!

 

[Buckley]

What we need is someone who is involved in clubs and understands the soothing qualities of the prescribed medication, who also has a major hand in the water supply here in London. *scratches head*

Anyone?

 

[Mark Sun]

What we need is someone who is involved in clubs and understands the soothing qualities of the prescribed medication, who also has a major hand in the water supply here in London. *scratches head*

Anyone?

 

[Mark Sun]

"We wanted to bring death to the infidels, leader, but they were playing some banging tunes down at Turnmills and our rucksack got nicked from the cloakroom"