Bin Laden Found!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Terror leader Osama Bin Laden has been found wided eyed and rambling "carl cox blew the f***ing roof off" when found on a wrecker at Space on spanish isle Ibiza..

when questioned what he's been up to recently he replied that

Ol Somma bin largin it...

"I'll see myself out, tough crowd"

 

[xpander]

Haw haw!!!!!

(I'm secretly impressed!)

 

[Anonymous]

*taps microphone*

"is this thing on?"

 

[seanbelfast]

 

[Technoindustrial]

If...

Comedy is not your strong point. Stick to getting drunk.

 

[Anonymous]

if you seen me drunk you'd prefer a joke!