Big brother.

Leese said:
Only just started watching this, can't stand the first few weeks, what a (unt Saskia is, and Maxwell, calls himself a man :roll:

I want Derek to win, I think he's fantastic 8)

I really like him too, i like Makosi, Kamal and Derek - thats it :lol:
 
mambobirdette said:
chewie_oo7 said:
Still watching....

:lol:

were slutskia and maxwell knobbing in last nights bb? 8O :lol:

apparantly...

found this on the BB Website... classic putdown if ive ever heard one from Kemal while them were getting Jiggy in bed next to him last nite.

The Housemates were all in bed and Maxwell was putting the moves on Saskia, but Kemal's cutting comments caused the bedroom to explode in arguments.

Maxwell and Saskia were audibly kissing under the covers and from the next bed Kemal decided to complain.

"Is this ordeal ever going to end so we can get some bloody sleep? I'm sure you've secured your magazine deal," Kemal sniped.

"You're the biggest p**** in the world," Maxwell shouted as Saskia backed him up by calling Kemal a "w*****".

Maxwell then leaned over and threw a glass of water over Kemal, shouting: "There's you f****** ordeal!"

Covered in water, Kemal replied quite brilliantly: "At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia." Ouch!

After swear words from all sides turned the bedroom air blue, Maxwell jumped up, pulled the duvet off Kemal and screamed: "What's your f****** problem?"


Kemal: "At least somebody got wet tonight"

As Saskia told him to leave it, Anthony also tried to calm his mate down. "It was an a******* comment, but ignore it." Maxwell walked out cursing Kemal as he went.

"It's nobody's business what we get up to," Saskia told Kemal, who replied that it was when you're trying to sleep in the next bed.

"What?" Saskia gasped. "Over a kiss? Get a life, shut your f****** mouth and butt out." And then added quite tellingly: "Magazine deal? Yeah...probably."

Craig, Vanessa, Saskia, and Anthony all had things to shout at each other before Team Saskia got up and went to the kitchen.

Kemal remained motionless in bed knowing that no amount of swearing could top his comment.


top stuff!
 
Leese said:
Only just started watching this, can't stand the first few weeks, what a (unt Saskia is, and Maxwell, calls himself a man :roll:

I want Derek to win, I think he's fantastic 8)

cant believe that Derek is the only one in the house that can see theres a monster underneath that cheeky chappy exterior of maxwells...
 
Cant stand makosi, cant stand kemal either, but loving Derek.

Did anyone see the Irish girl last night? Like you get your new boobs out and sit there playing with them in front of everyone, and letting everyone else have a feel, what another attention seeking (unt :roll:
 
Leese said:
Cant stand makosi, cant stand kemal either, but loving Derek.

Did anyone see the Irish girl last night? Like you get your new boobs out and sit there playing with them in front of everyone, and letting everyone else have a feel, what another attention seeking (unt :roll:

jealous?

:lol:
 
I have to say I am hooked :oops: At first I was Celebrity Love Island all the way, but now thats over... BB every night!

Im not sure who I want to win yet, I think Science is probably the only one out of all of them who stands his ground and never goes back on his word. Although he can be an annoying little sh1te sometimes!

But yeah, Saski to go on Friday, the saggy breasted wench!
 
Its getting interesting now, Derek or Geekchic Eugene will win imo.

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Eugene is obviously a geek, but i don't think he's got a bad bone in his body. Tho others have got bigger fish to fry.

loving team Saskia getting ripped apart, and now bitch Craig is showing his shallow true colurs, didn't like him slagging of Eugene.
 
Scoobie said:
I only have to hear Eugene say 3 words and I start to loose the will to live :lol:

bless him and his head tan.

all thats missing is a hanky on his head, string vest and deck chair.
 
Eugine seems very genuine and Craig is showing what a shallow nasty little boy he can be. I cant believe he said that he only wants to be friends with the trendy good looking people :roll:, i want him out next :evil:.
 
mambobirdette said:
Eugine seems very genuine and Craig is showing what a shallow nasty little boy he can be. I cant believe he said that he only wants to be friends with the trendy good looking people :roll:, i want him out next :evil:.

boy is a jinx.

everyone he's sided with is slowly getting ejected... :twisted:

is he gay?
 
craig reminds me of the kid at school who always had glue thrown at him and why is anthony always getting massages of him :?
 
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