Barbie
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Robder said:Throwing therapy is the reason I'm still alive with all this sh*t going on.
I just don't know where I'd be without it!
These people have similar issues.
Ooh I felt a release of frustration just looking at that TV been thrown
We've got all these twinkly Christmas lights strewn all across our office and I've got this desperate urge to run from one side of the office to the other and rip them all down
Do you think we have anger management issues
Barbie said:I've got this desperate urge to run from one side of the office to the other and rip them all down
I can just imagine you doing that for the 'release'! Can I come and help so we can liberate ourselves?
I'll never forget the guilty expressions on our faces after the n___ incident!
I really slipped into naughty child mode! I swear I've not looked as guilty as that since I stole a lamb on a school trip.
(Did I ever tell you that??? Oh God, if I haven't then I must!
)Robder said:
I can just imagine you doing that for the 'release'! Can I come and help so we can liberate ourselves?
I'll never forget the guilty expressions on our faces after the n___ incident!
I really slipped into naughty child mode! I swear I've not looked as guilty as that since I stole a lamb on a school trip.
(Did I ever tell you that??? Oh God, if I haven't then I must!
Can we smash pull the big Christmas tree down in the office as well and throw it out the window
I want to truly liberate myself today 
I was downloading the pics last night and there's one of you before the n_____ incident, all I can say is I'm surprised those poor little figures got off as lightly as they did the look you had on your face
Tell me tell me bout the lamb, you haven't still got it have you
Oooh I could do with this to take my mind off stuff!
My friend Laura and I used to lead each other astray all the time and spent most lunch times stood in the teachers corridor facing the wall & had letters sent to our parents practically every week etc
…This paricular incident was our greatest feat ever!
I was on a field trip at school (you know the type where you have to look around the farm and answer questions from a worksheet/sketch animals and listen to farmer talks - I grew up in the cun'ry (dialect) remember) .
We were told to stand with our clip boards and draw a group of newborn baby lambs (aaah!).
We thought the lambs looked quite cute and decided to take one home and keep it in her back garden because we didn't want it to be killed.
We waited for everyone to move onto the next barn and taxed one away from the mother, ran to the bus and sat in our seats with the lamb under Laura's jumper
.
Finally everyone came back to the bus, the teacher does the register and we pull away. Half way through the journey we hold a question and answer session and the bloody lamb starts "BAAA'ing"!
We got in so much trouble! They had to turn the bus around and make us give the lamb back to the farmer and say, "I'm sorry Mr Revel."
We got another letter home and had four after school detentions.
It was probably the funniest moment from my school days.
My friend Laura and I used to lead each other astray all the time and spent most lunch times stood in the teachers corridor facing the wall & had letters sent to our parents practically every week etc
…This paricular incident was our greatest feat ever! I was on a field trip at school (you know the type where you have to look around the farm and answer questions from a worksheet/sketch animals and listen to farmer talks - I grew up in the cun'ry (dialect) remember)
.We were told to stand with our clip boards and draw a group of newborn baby lambs (aaah!).
We thought the lambs looked quite cute and decided to take one home and keep it in her back garden because we didn't want it to be killed.
We waited for everyone to move onto the next barn and taxed one away from the mother, ran to the bus and sat in our seats with the lamb under Laura's jumper
.Finally everyone came back to the bus, the teacher does the register and we pull away. Half way through the journey we hold a question and answer session and the bloody lamb starts "BAAA'ing"!
We got in so much trouble! They had to turn the bus around and make us give the lamb back to the farmer and say, "I'm sorry Mr Revel."
We got another letter home and had four after school detentions.
It was probably the funniest moment from my school days.
Robder said:Oooh I could do with this to take my mind off stuff!
My friend Laura and I used to lead each other astray all the time and spent most lunch times stood in the teachers corridor facing the wall & had letters sent to our parents practically every week etc
I was on a field trip at school (you know the type where you have to look around the farm and answer questions from a worksheet/sketch animals and listen to farmer talks - I grew up in the cun'ry (dialect) remember)
We were told to stand with our clip boards and draw a group of newborn baby lambs (aaah!).
We thought the lambs looked quite cute and decided to take one home and keep it in her back garden because we didn't want it to be killed.
We waited for everyone to move onto the next barn and taxed one away from the mother, ran to the bus and sat in our seats with the lamb under Laura's jumper
Finally everyone came back to the bus, the teacher does the register and we pull away. Half way through the journey we hold a question and answer session and the bloody lamb starts "BAAA'ing"!
We got in so much trouble! They had to turn the bus around and make us give the lamb back to the farmer and say, "I'm sorry Mr Revel."
We got another letter home and had four after school detentions.
It was probably the funniest moment from my school days.
I think that's a lovely story, shows that you were always a true animal lover (altho I do remember you on Sunday wanting to throw Jamie's fish out the window
)Robder said:You can imagine everything in the counselling room would be nailed down!
(((Do any of your friends have children so we can babysit on a Friday night?
...Or maybe we could breed one just for the purpose of throwing?
I'm not allowed round little people
Let's breed one instead
Barbie said:You won't be saying that when there's babies hanging from the ceiling and Turnmills
It might look quite nice! We'd have to go back regularly and feed them though because the place might get closed down by the child protection league if news gets out that there are malnourished babies hanging from the ceiling.