Barbie...

[Barbie]

This is the same Sil that thought it appropriate to point me in the direction of Barcelona 'two dollar tranny hookers', 'undesirables' and so called 'pearls of society' the other day!

Don't you think it's funny, even before Sil meets us she has got us down to a tee When we met her in Barcelona she knew to take us to a restaurant where you could take drugs with your dinner and then a really cool diiiirttttyy 80s electro place where cos of the language barrier I spent the whole night drinking red wine and Fanta Limon cos the barman didn't know what a white wine spritzer was

 

[silvia]

Don't you think it's funny, even before Sil meets us she has got us down to a tee When we met her in Barcelona she knew to take us to a restaurant where you could take drugs with your dinner and then a really cool diiiirttttyy 80s electro place where cos of the language barrier I spent the whole night drinking red wine and Fanta Limon cos the barman didn't know what a white wine spritzer was

1. Don't forget to mention that the electro place was previously a funny house (prostitutes bar)

2. What's a spritzer?

 

[Barbie]

To be honest, Sar, I wouldn't say anything cos I'm that polite, but now you mention it... how can you cope no with one but 2 hooligans?!?!

I know, the things I have to put up with, I think I'm going to be made a saint one of these days

 

[Barbie]

1. Don't forget to mention that the electro place was previously a funny house (prostitutes bar)

2. What's a spritzer?

1. So that's why I felt so at home

2. White wine and soda. Can't you remember, Tom trusted me to go the bar and I came back with a red wine and limon and you were all going 'You can't drink that' but I had to make a point and ended up drinking it all night

 

[silvia]

2. White wine and soda. Can't you remember, Tom trusted me to go the bar and I came back with a red wine and limon and you were all going 'You can't drink that' but I had to make a point and ended up drinking it all night

Soda is like sparkling water? with a little taste of lemon?

So that was the begining of the jelly thing you and Jamie ended drinking all night?

 

[Robder]

How very east london of you!

 

[Barbie]

Soda is like sparkling water? with a little taste of lemon?

So that was the begining of the jelly thing you and Jamie ended drinking all night?

Yay that's it, fizzy water And from asking for a white wine spritzer I ended up with red wine and limon and from them invented Ruby Juice and we just couldn't convince you to have one, I can't think why

 

[Scoobie]

Soda is like sparkling water? with a little taste of lemon?

So that was the begining of the jelly thing you and Jamie ended drinking all night?

Yay that's it, fizzy water And from asking for a white wine spritzer I ended up with red wine and limon and from them invented Ruby Juice and we just couldn't convince you to have one, I can't think why

Silvia thats nothing believe me!

I once spent a day with Barbie when all she would drink was beer and rose wine mixed together and drunk out of a teapot

 

[silvia]

Yay that's it, fizzy water And from asking for a white wine spritzer I ended up with red wine and limon and from them invented Ruby Juice and we just couldn't convince you to have one, I can't think why

Sorry but you are wrong, I'm very polite and when you and Jamie insisted on having a bit of ruby juice I tryied.

You should try red wine and coke, it's called calimotxo and even tho it sounds like a disgusting combination the only disgusting thing is the posterior hangover

 

[Barbie]

Silvia thats nothing believe me!

I once spent a day with Barbie when all she would drink was beer and rose wine mixed together and drunk out of a teapot

And don't forget the diet coke just to give it that extra kick

Scoobie - You're really not going to drink that are you Babs
Babs (has one sip and it takes foul but has a point to make ) - Yeah it's the bestest drink I've ever drunk in my whole life ever

 

[silvia]

Silvia thats nothing believe me!

I once spent a day with Barbie when all she would drink was beer and rose wine mixed together and drunk out of a teapot

See, this is a good reason to be happy to live 1.500 km far from her