Barbie/Stuie

[Barbie]

Phew!

Morning! (whats HFMDL?)

The Home For Mentally Disturbed Ladieeeeez

 

[silvia]

The Home For Mentally Disturbed Ladieeeeez

 

[Robder]

Can I check in there after the weekend please?

 

[stuie]

The Home For Mentally Disturbed Ladieeeeez

Oh, i seeeeeeee!!!

 

[stuie]

Can I check in there after the weekend please?

i hear it's stilletto wearers only sweetie

 

[Robder]

Can I check in there after the weekend please?

i hear it's stilletto wearers only sweetie

...when has that ever been a problem?

 

[stuie]

Can I check in there after the weekend please?

i hear it's stilletto wearers only sweetie

...when has that ever been a problem?

you don't do you?

Sorry, Kemal from BB has tainted my view on that!

 

[Robder]

You know how I like a good dressing up game Stuie!

Haven't yet tried on a pair of stilettos but let's just say an improptu p___ a___ should happen, I imagine if they were lying around, they'd end up on my feet.

 

[Holly G]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

 

[Robder]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

What about if I have my bits cut off and bring slices of cake?

 

[silvia]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

Can I join you?

 

[stuie]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

Can I join you?

Yes Sil, join them.

Then my shiny helmet will get some use after all!!

 

[Holly G]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

What about if I have my bits cut off and bring slices of cake?

Wow, you really want to come round! If you're bringing cake, you can keep your bits, as long as you don't wear anything tight or revealing.

 

[Holly G]

I'm afraid we can't allow males into the Home because some of the disturbed laiiiideeeez are recovering sex addicts.

Can I join you?

You're very welcome, but you seem a bit too well balanced for admittance. Do you want to be one of the wardens?

 

[Robder]

I'll make sure I'll wear something nice and padded that does not accentuate my bits and keeps them covered at all times so as not to tempt the ladieeeeeeez into anything untoward.

 

[Robder]

well balanced

Errrrrrrrrr. *cough*

 

[Holly G]

well balanced

Errrrrrrrrr. *cough*

Yes Rob?

 

[silvia]

You're very welcome, but you seem a bit too well balanced for admittance. Do you want to be one of the wardens?

Really? I've been nearly alone on here with Babs for the last year... isn't it enough?

 

[Barbie]

Yes Rob?

Looks like you're going to have to start taking bookings for the HFMDL

 

[Holly G]

You're very welcome, but you seem a bit too well balanced for admittance. Do you want to be one of the wardens?

Really? I've been nearly alone on here with Babs for the last year... isn't it enough?

Hmm, yes I can see there's been some mental trauma. If we keep you and Babs in separate wings I think we can cure you.