Barbie and Grego

[Morbyd]

Give me a cockroach, give me a snake, give me goddamn anything but a bird

You would put a cockroach or snake ahead of a bird?

You have issues.

 

[Barbie]

common you two , what would you do if you went in you dining room and saw a poor pigeon looking you from the shelf, ignore him?

If godforbid a pigeon was in our flat I don't know who would be quickest out the place - either me running or the pigeon been shot

 

[Barbie]

You have issues.

I have what is known as a phobia

 

[Morbyd]

You have issues.

I have what is known as a phobia

A phobia qualifies as an "issue"

 

[grego]

Give me a cockroach, give me a snake, give me goddamn anything but a bird

You would put a cockroach or snake ahead of a bird?

You have issues.

i always knew there was a sinister undertone of phobiaism on spotlight, but morb i thought better of you. lol: )

I'm gonna sound like such a feeb now but i hate insects as well, not as much as swoopin birds.

i hate especially those pigeons that have totally battered feet or like 1 toe/claw instead of 4 or 5 or however many they are supposed to have. freaky pigeons. such a shame cos the ones on pigeon street seemed so harmless

 

[Barbie]

A phobia qualifies as an "issue"

phobia = an uncontrollable, irrational, and persistent fear of a specific object, situation, or activity

where's the 'issue' in that

 

[mikkak]

I am sure that if you two spend a week with me and my pigeon and we would end up with this phobia. I would even give you a pigeon each, or a couple to form a family

let me help you

 

[Morbyd]

A phobia qualifies as an "issue"

phobia = an uncontrollable, irrational, and persistent fear of a specific object, situation, or activity

where's the 'issue' in that

Any therapist will tell you that the first step in dealing with issues is to stop denying you have them. You're halfway there... you've already admitted that you have a phobia.

Now we just need you to make the final step, Barbie. One more step and we'll be there... we can help you... but first, you'll just have to admit that the phobia is an "issue".

 

[Barbie]

Any therapist will tell you that the first step in dealing with issues is to stop denying you have them. You're halfway there... you've already admitted that you have a phobia.

I wouldn't know about therapists, us Brits don't need them like you funked-up yanks do

 

[Morbyd]

I wouldn't know about therapists, us Brits don't need them like you funked-up yanks do

right...


http://www.bacp.co.uk/

 

[grego]

Any therapist will tell you that the first step in dealing with issues is to stop denying you have them. You're halfway there... you've already admitted that you have a phobia.

I wouldn't know about therapists, us Brits don't need them like you funked-up yanks do

quality babs quality

 

[mikkak]

you don't need a therapist you need a Mikkak wich will solve the problem for free, without charging a penny

 

[Morbyd]

you don't need a therapist you need a Mikkak wich will solve the problem for free, without charging a penny

But you'll only be able to help her if she recognizes the problem, Mikkak!

 

[grego]

you don't need a therapist you need a Mikkak wich will solve the problem for free, without charging a penny

But you'll only be able to help her if she recognizes the problem, Mikkak!

the only problem i've got is freakin silent flight owls that swoop within half a yard of your head and it feels like someones shootin at you.

mikkak you buy the tickets and i'll come to mallorca for my therapy.

 

[mikkak]

you don't need a therapist you need a Mikkak wich will solve the problem for free, without charging a penny

But you'll only be able to help her if she recognizes the problem, Mikkak!

Morbyd I will let her alone in a room with a female pigeon and when she start screaming she would reconigse the problem and then we will start the Mikkak project: make a pigeon a friend

Grego, all my cash is for my project so I will pay tickets. All for the behalf of PIGEONS

 

[mambobirdette]

@ make a pidgeon a friend. Mikkak you are just too cute

 

[Morbyd]

@ make a pidgeon a friend. Mikkak you are just too cute

Like this young blonde lady and her pigeon friend

 

[mambobirdette]

i wonder what she calls it

 

[Morbyd]

i wonder what she calls it

I hope not Sarah!

 

[grego]

i wonder what she calls it

probably calls it "that funkin bird that gave me a disease that nearly killed me".

horrid rat birds