sonofsmurf
New Member
Had my two little girls over for the first time since Ibiza 05 last night.
It all went fantastically. Lots of hugs, stories about playing out, sweets and general loveliness.
They then asked to watch a video in my bed for a few minutes before bedtime...
A couple of minutes later to my horror they shouted that there was a really dirty film on!! I ran upstairs ejected the offending article waffled something about my naughty housemate and then ejected myself from the room.
I then spent the next half hour worrying about what they had seen and how terrible it was for them to see it at such a young age (they are 6 & 8 yrs old!). My housemat reassured me that all would be forgotten and they were happily watching rugrats. Consoled I went to sleep.
After half an hour at work this morning i received a call from their mother (my ex). "Dan? The kids were all excited this morning telling me that they saw some dirty film at your house last night?"
panic, sinking feeling, i want to be sick.
Me, " oh no it was nothing, i turned it off quickly, they saw nothing??"
Mum, "Well Becky went into great detail, she said that a man had his *&^% in a girls *&^!!!"
What do i do?
I have corrupted my kids for life!
They are far too young to see such things, and had no idea about the birds and the bees. They thought kissing was too rude to do in fornt of them!
One night with their idiot dad. Innocence to anal in a millisecond!!
I need to get drunk
It all went fantastically. Lots of hugs, stories about playing out, sweets and general loveliness.
They then asked to watch a video in my bed for a few minutes before bedtime...
A couple of minutes later to my horror they shouted that there was a really dirty film on!! I ran upstairs ejected the offending article waffled something about my naughty housemate and then ejected myself from the room.
I then spent the next half hour worrying about what they had seen and how terrible it was for them to see it at such a young age (they are 6 & 8 yrs old!). My housemat reassured me that all would be forgotten and they were happily watching rugrats. Consoled I went to sleep.
After half an hour at work this morning i received a call from their mother (my ex). "Dan? The kids were all excited this morning telling me that they saw some dirty film at your house last night?"
panic, sinking feeling, i want to be sick.
Me, " oh no it was nothing, i turned it off quickly, they saw nothing??"
Mum, "Well Becky went into great detail, she said that a man had his *&^% in a girls *&^!!!"
What do i do?
I have corrupted my kids for life!
They are far too young to see such things, and had no idea about the birds and the bees. They thought kissing was too rude to do in fornt of them!
One night with their idiot dad. Innocence to anal in a millisecond!!
I need to get drunk
Read the whole thing before they found it in my room 
